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" How about this"

Couple for you OJ0 - One day a police panda car pulled up to Granny's home and Grampy got out. The constable explained that this elderly gentlemen had said he was lost in the Victoria park. 'Why, Ivor, 'said Granny, 'You've been going there for over 30 years! How on earth could you say you had got l...

Doing night shifts in the garden at the moment, 10pm to 1am, one of the perks of being old and living alone.

Got a garden full of Veg, Tree's full of fruit and a Cellar full of booze;

And it didn't cost a penny. Now that's wot, I call a Tite Arse

http://forum.alzheimers.org.uk/attachme ... 1373357240

Just stopped laughing

A guy asked a girl in a library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you”? The girl answered with a loud voice: "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to th...

An old couple are on the beach. The old girl said, "What do you think of my flip-flops?" The old boy replies, "Act your age and put your bikini top back on" A reporter was interviewing an 104-year-old woman: ‘And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?’ She simply re...

- A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the fr...

Quote from Press "We're not exactly sure how this one is enforced... In the village of Sarpourenx, in southwest France, Mayor Gerard Lalanne has forbidden residents to die. In 2008, he issued an ordinance stating that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried ...

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections....

Don't spend what you haven't got, if you don't need it, don't buy it.

Grow it, or make it.

Incidentally, watched my phone for hour's, it didn't move an inch.