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by oldfella
Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:15 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Just for a laugh.
Replies: 49
Views: 7430

Re: Just for a laugh.

Couple for you OJ0 - One day a police panda car pulled up to Granny's home and Grampy got out. The constable explained that this elderly gentlemen had said he was lost in the Victoria park. 'Why, Ivor, 'said Granny, 'You've been going there for over 30 years! How on earth could you say you had got l...
by oldfella
Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:11 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Bloody, Bloody, Weather
Replies: 54
Views: 8201

Re: Bloody, Bloody, Weather

Doing night shifts in the garden at the moment, 10pm to 1am, one of the perks of being old and living alone. :icon_smile:
by oldfella
Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:57 am
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Attitudes towards thriftiness
Replies: 17
Views: 2543

A

Got a garden full of Veg, Tree's full of fruit and a Cellar full of booze;

And it didn't cost a penny. Now that's wot, I call a Tite Arse :cheers:
by oldfella
Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:04 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Just for a laugh.
Replies: 49
Views: 7430

Re: Just for a laugh.

Just stopped laughing :( :(
by oldfella
Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:54 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Just for a laugh.
Replies: 49
Views: 7430

Re: Just for a laugh.

A guy asked a girl in a library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you”? The girl answered with a loud voice: "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to th...
by oldfella
Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:47 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Just for a laugh.
Replies: 49
Views: 7430

Re: Just for a laugh.

An old couple are on the beach. The old girl said, "What do you think of my flip-flops?" The old boy replies, "Act your age and put your bikini top back on" A reporter was interviewing an 104-year-old woman: ‘And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?’ She simply re...
by oldfella
Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:35 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Just for a laugh.
Replies: 49
Views: 7430

Re: Just for a laugh.

- A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the fr...
by oldfella
Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:48 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Just for a laugh.
Replies: 49
Views: 7430

Re: Just for a laugh.

Quote from Press "We're not exactly sure how this one is enforced... In the village of Sarpourenx, in southwest France, Mayor Gerard Lalanne has forbidden residents to die. In 2008, he issued an ordinance stating that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried ...
by oldfella
Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:26 am
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Just for a laugh.
Replies: 49
Views: 7430

Just for a laugh.

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections....
by oldfella
Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:08 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Your idea of what is frugal?
Replies: 22
Views: 2922

Re: Your idea of what is frugal?

Don't spend what you haven't got, if you don't need it, don't buy it.

Grow it, or make it.

Incidentally, watched my phone for hour's, it didn't move an inch. :scratch:

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