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You are supposed to plant crops in different beds each year to stop the build up of diseases.

Oops sorry

No but it allows her to talk to herself.

Or that it was the opposite and he's still recovering....

Nope. By the time you get to the airport (and back from it) as a non driver it's a total waste of time and energy. Flying is something you do for a living (armed forces, air crew) or purely for pleasure (gliding, paragliding, microlight) not as a reason to go anywhere.

I reckon that if you do it in half filled barrow loads you'll get offers of help.

Cucumbers usually manage to confer as to whether to grow or die each year. And my runner beans usually manage to avoid the bean poles no matter what instructions I follow without a lot of persuasion.

Nope spring has been cancelled due to high winds here.

Only winding up up Tony - only winding you up.

I'm on a boring job of tracking down email addresses to one I'm going to destroy so need some entertainment other than that. I'll go away and be good and stop picking on you.

Drip feeding us information here Mr Odsox. The ground elder would survive all your pre-conditions

You don't ask easy questions do you?

That's a hard one. A specialist rose grower might help you if you can track one down.

You didn't say that Sir.

So I presume that dandelions and docks are out too then - both of those can be eaten when young as can nettles.

Ground elder - bought over by the Romans as a diuretic.

Clear the allotments of anything edible and share out the spoils. Would hate to see good food go to waste.

I wonder if living in a tent might be cheaper.