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by doofaloofa
Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:07 pm
Forum: Allotments, Veg Patches and Container Gardening
Topic: Are you taking the pi$$?
Replies: 20
Views: 3680

Re: Are you taking the pi$$?

bill1953 wrote:Ok I get the idea, signs will be reading wee 2euro ltr , wife's first of the day 3 euro ltr please ask about poo for your roses....'
:iconbiggrin: Its that kind of entraprenuereal spirit that will lift us out of the doledrums
by doofaloofa
Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:46 pm
Forum: Allotments, Veg Patches and Container Gardening
Topic: mushrooms
Replies: 33
Views: 10008

Re: mushrooms

You could (no affiliation) get the spawn from here to use: http://www.annforfungi.co.uk/shop/mushroom-varieties/oyster-mushrooms/oyster-spawn-for-a-diy-project-100g/prod_32.html My kit fruited frequently, but I never got more than a T***o value mushroom pack. When I tried a green log, all that happ...
by doofaloofa
Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:59 am
Forum: Allotments, Veg Patches and Container Gardening
Topic: Are you taking the pi$$?
Replies: 20
Views: 3680

Re: Are you taking the pi$$?

Flushing away all that bountifull wee (and poo) is one of the bigest leakages of fetility we self supporters must face

So sing it loud, I pee in a bucket (or other appropriate container) and I'm PROUD!
by doofaloofa
Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:24 pm
Forum: Green Building
Topic: Rammed earth tyre walls.
Replies: 15
Views: 34621

Re: Rammed earth tyre walls.

Does anyone have hard info on toxic leaching with regards tyre retaining wall is growing area?
by doofaloofa
Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:22 pm
Forum: Mushroom and Fungus Identification
Topic: ...But can I eat them?
Replies: 9
Views: 4794

Re: ...But can I eat them?

I feel your pain Trying a new mushroom is always a leap of faith Here is a technique that might put your mind at rest 1 Rub some of the mushroom on your elbow pit or some other soft/sensitive patch of skin. Leave for 15 mins 2 If no reaction rub on the external part of the lips. Leave for 15 mins 3 ...
by doofaloofa
Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:16 am
Forum: Allotments, Veg Patches and Container Gardening
Topic: Are you taking the pi$$?
Replies: 20
Views: 3680

Re: Are you taking the pi$$?

I thank you, fellow navigators of the Golden River, for your pissistance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnqtCqb2IYw I have heard that a ladies first evacuation of the day is the most nutricious (well thats what the wife says :pirate: ) I was not aware of the vermin/cat repulsive properties...bonus A...
by doofaloofa
Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:00 am
Forum: How do I??
Topic: Goose a gander?
Replies: 4
Views: 2040

Re: Goose a gander?

Thanks for the replies

Its more the goslings that I need to sex as, as you have said an adult male is hard to mistake behaviorally(he's the one on top ;])

As to breed... well they're white, but were not sold to me as pure bred anything

Does anyone know of a anatomical gender test?
by doofaloofa
Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:34 pm
Forum: Allotments, Veg Patches and Container Gardening
Topic: Are you taking the pi$$?
Replies: 20
Views: 3680

Are you taking the pi$$?

Urine! Its great. I pee in a bucket and use the contents in the chickens scatching pen, as a tonic for strugling plants and as a kick start for newly transplanted plants I am a bloke so peeing in a bucket is no problem, but the wife is against the idea. Any tips from ladies who use the potty? Any ot...
by doofaloofa
Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:19 pm
Forum: Allotments, Veg Patches and Container Gardening
Topic: I hate you New Zealand!
Replies: 9
Views: 3922

Re: I hate you New Zealand!

Henwoman wrote:They look disgusting from your photo. I'm glad I've never seen any here in Brittany or when I was in Cornwall.
every thing about them is unwholesome!
by doofaloofa
Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:17 am
Forum: How do I??
Topic: Goose a gander?
Replies: 4
Views: 2040

Goose a gander?

can any one tell me how to tell a goose from a gander?

Our current gander is bigger than the geese, and has two lumps underneath (between the legs)to the one lump under the geese
by doofaloofa
Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:27 pm
Forum: Allotments, Veg Patches and Container Gardening
Topic: I hate you New Zealand!
Replies: 9
Views: 3922

Re: I hate you New Zealand!

Peggy Sue wrote:I guess compared to what we've exported there and subsequesnt havoc this may be our come-up-nce :(

How about 'I hate you garden centres'?!
Good point, feckin' garden centers!!!
by doofaloofa
Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:16 pm
Forum: Herbs and Vegetables
Topic: Resistance is futile
Replies: 4
Views: 1320

Re: Resistance is futile

Is resistance to blight affected by saving seed? I think not. Certification is to do with viruses (mosaic, leaf roll virus etc) as far as i know. As a clone each tuber has identical DNA to the origenal plant and so should share bred in resisitances. I supose what is realy happening is the fungus is ...
by doofaloofa
Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:50 pm
Forum: Herbs and Vegetables
Topic: Resistance is futile
Replies: 4
Views: 1320

Resistance is futile

I have been growing Sante potaoes for several years, and I have noticed a decline in the varieties resistance to blight Last year they developed blight in July. This is normal blight season for me, but I was surprised the were affected so soon Any one else noticed this? Any other recomendation for a...
by doofaloofa
Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:41 am
Forum: Allotments, Veg Patches and Container Gardening
Topic: I hate you New Zealand!
Replies: 9
Views: 3922

Re: I hate you New Zealand!

frozenthunderbolt wrote:Those ugly bastards are ours? I almost never see them!
Thats because they're all at my gaff haveing the holidays!