Semen recipes.

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Re: Semen recipes.

Post: #235604 Mrs H
Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:13 pm

Well the rumor mill always claimed it to be very good for you! Spit or swallow?!?




Sorry.......lowered to an all new level!!!

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Re: Semen recipes.

Post: #235641 locum76
Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:22 pm

I thought the title of the thread was a typo... I'll need to show it to my wife and see what she makes of it....

cum creme caramels, blech. :)

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Re: Semen recipes.

Post: #237879 mzkynd
Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:06 pm

greenorelse wrote:Come again?

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Re: Semen recipes.

Post: #238033 Keaniebean
Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:59 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock:

The most worrying bit about the blurb is where it says, semen is readily avaliable in most resturants. I'm NEVER eating out again, just in case.:pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright:
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Re: Semen recipes.

Post: #238069 battybird
Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:50 pm

Well...!! I glanced at the title of the post and thought it was naval recipes! YUKKK :pukeright: :pukeright:
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Re: Semen recipes.

Post: #238074 pelmetman
Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:57 pm

I've not followed the link :shock: ........but it seems that as an ex able seaman.........I've led a sheltered life in the navy......... judging by the replies :lol: :lol:
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Re: Semen recipes.

Post: #238077 happyhippy
Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:58 pm

Ewww!!! Just read some of the reviews and some guy says he has been using his own semen in his "secret"recipes,and that he smiles to himself whilst his guests are eating! :pukeright: I hope to god its no one I know! :shock: Gives a whole new meaning to "Come dine with me!!! :iconbiggrin: Oh dear I really have heard everything now!

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Re: Semen recipes.

Post: #238094 MKG
Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:25 pm

Sad. Really, utterly sad.

In a similar effort to popularise something which, normally, no-one in their right mind would dream of introducing to the table, I'd like to suggest Cabbage White caterpillars. They eat your greens, so I think it only right that processed grubs should be added to the green larder.

I was actually going to suggest processed pigshit, but I thought that may be a step too far. Can I say pigshit on here - I'm not sure?

Eat shit - cut out the middleman. Sorry - that really is too gross. A bit like semen, then.

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Re: Semen recipes.

Post: #238095 CharlieLittle
Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:29 pm

Hmmm. I wonder if it will help mushrooms grow? :study: :lol:
Just a little fungi...

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Re: Semen recipes.

Post: #238142 boboff
Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:22 am

I recounted this thread in Public yesterday, NOTE TO SELF, DO NOT recount this thread in Public again!
Millymollymandy wrote:Bloody smilies, always being used. I hate them and they should be banned.
No I won't use a smiley because I've decided to turn into Boboff, as he's turned all nice all of a sudden. Grumble grumble.

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Re: Semen recipes.

Post: #238170 Millymollymandy
Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:45 am

happyhippy wrote:Gives a whole new meaning to "Come dine with me!!! :iconbiggrin:

ROFL !! :lol: :lol: :lol:
boboff wrote:Oh and just for MMM, :hugish: (thanks)


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Re: Semen recipes.

Post: #238182 Green Aura
Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:01 pm

MKG wrote:I was actually going to suggest processed pigshit, but I thought that may be a step too far. Can I say pigshit on here - I'm not sure?


you already did - twice :lol:

And I'm afraid you've been pipped to the post - did you not read SE-I's other thread about meat manufactured from this product? :pukeright: (Or was that human - either way :pukeright: )
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Re: Semen recipes.

Post: #240958 crazymaisey
Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:08 am

Eeeeeeeew!!

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Re: Semen recipes.

Post: #241013 trinder
Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:18 am

well the whole purpose of our being on this site is self sufficiency euch
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Re: Semen recipes.

Post: #241026 southeast-isher
Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:16 am

I've managed to get hold of some fresh semen, not saying where from at this point - now what do i do with it?


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