Irritably boil the asparagus you forgot you bought until it no longer resembles a bundle of twigs.
Remove asparagus from pan and transfer to blender.
Swear loudly as you realise 9.99 was probably not enough to pay for a blender.
Once blender starts working slowly add the water the asparagus was cooked in until desired consistency is achieved.
Angrily throw what you hope are a few almonds on top.
Swear again. Make a sandwich," Recipe to follow" and tip soup into bin, if you won't eat it, why would the animals.
Sandwich Recipe. Put filling between two slices of Bread
I can't do great things, so I do little things with love.