101 tips for growing old, gracefully...

101 Uses For is popular and let's hope it stays that way. Our second book is presently called 101 tips for self sufficiency; we will certainly dip into this section for ideas. So post away and let's try and get at least one thread up to 101.
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Re: 101 tips for growing old, gracefully...

Post: #128230 Cligereen
Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:37 pm

Start every sentence with "When I was a lad / Lass..."
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Re: 101 tips for growing old, gracefully...

Post: #128249 oldfella
Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:46 am

Cligereen wrote:Start every sentence with "When I was a lad / Lass..."

Never thought of that, Do you you think it would help me grow gracefully cos at the moment I'm growing old disgracefully, its more fun. :roll: :lol: :oops:
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Re: 101 tips for growing old, gracefully...

Post: #128251 sleepyowl
Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:48 am

Wear sensible shoes
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Re: 101 tips for growing old, gracefully...

Post: #128255 Trace45
Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:10 am

Don't apologise or even acknowledge that you've 'broken wind'!

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Re: 101 tips for growing old, gracefully...

Post: #128284 Rod in Japan
Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:51 pm

Tell lots of lies about never having had shoes until the age of twenty, and having fought in both world wars.

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Re: 101 tips for growing old, gracefully...

Post: #128286 MKG
Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:31 pm

Rig a system of little lights so that, when you're halfway on the staircase, you know if you're going up or down.
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