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Re: cunning insults

Post: #190978 sortanormalish
Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:43 pm

Said by my husband to his aunt
'Have a seat, I'm sure there's one that'll hold you.'
"You are a strange little mouse."
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Re: cunning insults

Post: #190990 indy
Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:10 am

These are all fabulous, wish I could add one but I don't know any so will watch this thread avidly :lol:
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Re: cunning insults

Post: #191005 homegrown
Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:06 am

cooks insult well you're about as sharp as a blunt knife

I'm sure there is someone for everyone, yours just died at birth

no your bum doesn't look big in that dress, its just the room shrinking

ofcourde I think your are intelligent sophisticated and witty, everyon has to have a some fantasies.

ofcourse I thinlk your handsome, now where are my contacts

excuse me I need some more space could you please move your ego a few miles to the left

no your breathe doesn't smell, its time for all plants to go into hibernation.
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Modern humanity has said to Nature, "You are mine."
The Green Man has returned as the living face of the whole earth so that through his mouth we may say to the universe, "We are one."

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Re: cunning insults

Post: #194269 savoyard
Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:08 pm

Claim: "I have the body of a god!!"

Riposte: "Pity it's Buddah"

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Re: cunning insults

Post: #194303 pelmetman
Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:45 pm

Speaking as an outsider what do you think of the human race.

We are all entitled to be stupid but there is no need to abuse the privilege.

Your so funny that just made my piles smile.

Apparantly we lose 10,000 brain cells a day, you must of been born brain dead.

No your not a complete idiot, but keep trying I'm sure you will get there in the end :pirate:
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Re: cunning insults

Post: #196587 Claripup
Sun May 16, 2010 12:09 am

pelmetman wrote:
No your not a complete idiot, but keep trying I'm sure you will get there in the end :pirate:

Or... Your not a complete idiot... some parts are missing :wink:

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Re: cunning insults

Post: #196685 Thomzo
Sun May 16, 2010 8:43 pm

In response to someone who has just insulted you, eg: "You've got a big nose"

At least I can have an operation to correct my nose, but no surgery in the world will ever stop you being a complete ar5eh0le.

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Re: cunning insults

Post: #203420 circlecross
Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:12 pm

quite good to say to someone who is good at pretending to work, while creating more paperwork, sloping off to "discussions" etc - "you're very officious".

Sounds like efficient. Means the opposite.

And Churchill's spat with Lady Astor - "Winston, I do believe you're drunk", "I may be drunk, but you're ugly, and tomorrow I'll be sober".

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Re: cunning insults

Post: #207567 farmerbrown
Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:00 am

On leaving my last job.

"Over the years. i've come to consider you as.... someone i worked with.

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Re: cunning insults

Post: #209601 AngeB
Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:02 pm

There's not enough room in here for my a55 AND your ego
I changed my signature because it was rubbish; I like what you said

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Re: cunning insults

Post: #209605 mamos
Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:27 pm

They conceal information from people like you in books

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Re: cunning insults

Post: #209606 mamos
Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:28 pm

God made you ugly then hit you in the face with a shovel

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Re: cunning insults

Post: #209607 mamos
Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:31 pm

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

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Re: cunning insults

Post: #209618 old tree man
Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:38 pm

To someone you don't like................oh ! your just in time to be too late !
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Re: cunning insults

Post: #213607 MKG
Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:30 am

They said you weren't fit to eat with pigs. I wasn't having that - I said you were.
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