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Re: cunning insults

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:43 pm
by sortanormalish
Said by my husband to his aunt
'Have a seat, I'm sure there's one that'll hold you.'

Re: cunning insults

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:10 am
by indy
These are all fabulous, wish I could add one but I don't know any so will watch this thread avidly :lol:

Re: cunning insults

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:06 am
by homegrown
cooks insult well you're about as sharp as a blunt knife

I'm sure there is someone for everyone, yours just died at birth

no your bum doesn't look big in that dress, its just the room shrinking

ofcourde I think your are intelligent sophisticated and witty, everyon has to have a some fantasies.

ofcourse I thinlk your handsome, now where are my contacts

excuse me I need some more space could you please move your ego a few miles to the left

no your breathe doesn't smell, its time for all plants to go into hibernation.

Re: cunning insults

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:08 pm
by savoyard
Claim: "I have the body of a god!!"

Riposte: "Pity it's Buddah"

Savoyard

Re: cunning insults

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:45 pm
by pelmetman
Speaking as an outsider what do you think of the human race.

We are all entitled to be stupid but there is no need to abuse the privilege.

Your so funny that just made my piles smile.

Apparantly we lose 10,000 brain cells a day, you must of been born brain dead.

No your not a complete idiot, but keep trying I'm sure you will get there in the end :pirate:

Re: cunning insults

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 12:09 am
by Claripup
pelmetman wrote:
No your not a complete idiot, but keep trying I'm sure you will get there in the end :pirate:

Or... Your not a complete idiot... some parts are missing :wink:

Re: cunning insults

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 8:43 pm
by Thomzo
In response to someone who has just insulted you, eg: "You've got a big nose"

At least I can have an operation to correct my nose, but no surgery in the world will ever stop you being a complete ar5eh0le.

Zoe

Re: cunning insults

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:12 pm
by circlecross
quite good to say to someone who is good at pretending to work, while creating more paperwork, sloping off to "discussions" etc - "you're very officious".

Sounds like efficient. Means the opposite.

And Churchill's spat with Lady Astor - "Winston, I do believe you're drunk", "I may be drunk, but you're ugly, and tomorrow I'll be sober".

Re: cunning insults

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:00 am
by farmerbrown
On leaving my last job.

"Over the years. i've come to consider you as.... someone i worked with.

Re: cunning insults

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:02 pm
by AngeB
There's not enough room in here for my a55 AND your ego

Re: cunning insults

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:27 pm
by mamos
They conceal information from people like you in books

mamos

Re: cunning insults

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:28 pm
by mamos
God made you ugly then hit you in the face with a shovel

mamos

Re: cunning insults

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:31 pm
by mamos
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

mamos

Re: cunning insults

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:38 pm
by old tree man
To someone you don't like................oh ! your just in time to be too late !

Re: cunning insults

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:30 am
by MKG
They said you weren't fit to eat with pigs. I wasn't having that - I said you were.