just swap the first two letters round to get the meaning lol xxxx101 non-swear words
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for when the cat gets under foot...." cooking fat" just swap the first two letters round to get the meaning lol xxxx
just swap the first two letters round to get the meaning lol xxxx-
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Re: 101 non-swear words
Still one of my favorites...
''Oh smeg!''
(Red Dwarf)
''Oh smeg!''
(Red Dwarf)
''I'm riding a pig and trashing things,I dunno what else I'm supposed to do here.''
(My wife, while playing Lego pirates of the carribean.)
''If you open your mind too far your brain will fall out''
(My wife, while playing Lego pirates of the carribean.)
''If you open your mind too far your brain will fall out''
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Re: 101 non-swear words
Warning - seriously off topic. Read at your own risk.
The fellah that fixed our water pump was gowling away for ages at something in the pump house and cried,, "Jesus H Fúcking Christ, she's a shagging cúnt of a hoor!"
These Irish lads excel at real swearing...but you should hear some of the women.
The fellah that fixed our water pump was gowling away for ages at something in the pump house and cried,, "Jesus H Fúcking Christ, she's a shagging cúnt of a hoor!"
These Irish lads excel at real swearing...but you should hear some of the women.
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Re: 101 non-swear words
One of the best I heard was when one farm worker was telling another how a third had broken something and he said"wey the fkn fker fkd the fker!"
Let us be lovely
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And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But damn it how happy we'll be!
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clanpowell
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Two from my father: Duck Fat or alternatively Horlicks!!
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In our house it 'badgers' or 'flaps' or 'spanners' - don't ask me why!
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Milims
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Re: 101 non-swear words
I use Flaps quite a lot - it really does sound almost offensive - but not quite!yvette wrote:In our house it 'badgers' or 'flaps' or 'spanners' - don't ask me why!
Let us be lovely
And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But damn it how happy we'll be!
Edward Monkton
Member of the Ish Weight Loss Club since 10/1/11 Started at 12st 8 and have lost 8lb so far!
And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But damn it how happy we'll be!
Edward Monkton
Member of the Ish Weight Loss Club since 10/1/11 Started at 12st 8 and have lost 8lb so far!
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TheGoodEarth
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Re: 101 non-swear words
How about "For the love of fluck"
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery
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Once saw a sign by a farm entrance that read:Milims wrote:12 Functions - said loud enough and with enough gusto sounds very dodgy!
13 Buggle it
14 Sugar honey iced tea (inital letters
S low
H eavy
I mplements
T urning
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Re: 101 non-swear words
shitaki talking mushrooms (thanks to spy kids 2)
Cheese Balls
Great Flaming lumps of cow poo
Cheese Balls
Great Flaming lumps of cow poo
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Modern humanity has said to Nature, "You are mine."
The Green Man has returned as the living face of the whole earth so that through his mouth we may say to the universe, "We are one."
Author Unknown
Re: 101 non-swear words
homegrown wrote:shitaki talking mushrooms (thanks to spy kids 2)
Cheese Balls
Great Flaming lumps of cow poo
I'm not sure I like that last one, it sounds dangerous!
Mr. QB says, "kittenflaps". No idea why.
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Re: 101 non-swear words
my late father used to use "ka ka" as your right in the ka ka now.
Thundertrumps
Blast
Botheration
Thundertrumps
Blast
Botheration
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A friend of mine likes to use the word 'darn' when things go astray.
Has anyone seen the plot, I seem to have lost mine?
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Just been reading through this thread and you have missed my favourite "knickers" and if its to be a personal he's a "merchant banker"
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Re: 101 non-swear words
Dr.S. I used to refer to a Wunch of Bankers. I daren't now that I work for a bank. Zoe