101 non-swear words

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Post: #107936 jampot
Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:28 pm

fat wobblers ,or, big bums and wobbly bits

friggett ( as in tall ship or ocean going bird! )

knockers ( always get a giggle from the little bro)

countdown (shout loud in public :lol: )
AAARRGHH its behind you!!!

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Post: #113781 LBR
Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:03 pm

Tarnation.

Drats.

Ghastly.

Horrors.

Goodness, gracious.

And one of my favorites from an elderly friend who recently passed on: Golly Moses!

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Post: #113791 tiggy
Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:30 pm

Flaming Ada!

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Post: #113811 urbanwookie
Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:45 pm

Our 12-year-old has started using "Cake!" as an expletive...

This is uncannily close to a trend among some friends many many years ago of stringing together any combination of the words "fruit", "cake", "bum" and "bowl" as an expression of joy, disgust, exasperation or otherwise.

As in "Awww...fruity bum bowl!"

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Post: #113814 Fizzy Izzy
Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:12 pm

Milims wrote:12 Functions


As a mathematician, I love this one! I'm going to start using it...

When I was young, I remember my Mum saying "Hell's bells and buckets of blood!". I thought it was very funny :)
Smile :)

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Post: #114012 pumpy
Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:09 pm

Oh! For fff.......five minutes!!!
it's either one or the other, or neither of the two.

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Post: #114029 oldfella
Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:04 am

Ah yes the great lyrics from Rambling Sid Cordwranlger singer extraordinaire, and if I remember
correctly "Gruntfuttock Fair" a rollicking good Morris Dance tune. :bootyshake: :bootyshake:
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Post: #118926 sleepyowl
Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:42 pm

Kiss my artichoke

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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #118946 Jobi1canobi
Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:23 pm

A contribution from dear Jybson...

"TWUNT!!!"

...gets coat and departs.
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Post: #118953 old tree man
Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:50 pm

I often get myself into a mucking fuddle, and about 30 miles south of us they like to use
"chuffin ell "

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Post: #118964 Mrs Moustoir
Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:12 pm

A Mona Fugley = miserable and/or annoying person

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Post: #121206 sleepyowl
Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:01 am

butt sneeze
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Post: #121208 The Riff-Raff Element
Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:17 am

Wazzle!

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Post: #121273 old tree man
Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:37 pm

Tarty farty bogey bum.
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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #121276 Vammadopper
Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:49 pm

Betty swallocks!!! :wink:
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