101 non-swear words

101 Uses For is popular and let's hope it stays that way. Our second book is presently called 101 tips for self sufficiency; we will certainly dip into this section for ideas. So post away and let's try and get at least one thread up to 101.
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Post: #105977 Birdie Wife
Wed May 28, 2008 12:19 pm

34. Go forth and multiply. (As in, **** off :angel1: )

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Wed May 28, 2008 4:54 pm

:lol: I am glad I started this!

35. Paradis

This is an infrequent one, but one that one still mustn't say in polite company... but at least she hasn't married him yet! (has she?) :?
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Only after the last river has been poisoned,
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Post: #106046 the.fee.fairy
Wed May 28, 2008 4:55 pm

35: Deckchair (sounds very satisfying when yelled in the same manner that certain four letter words would usually be yelled in)

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Post: #106071 citizentwiglet
Wed May 28, 2008 7:13 pm

36. Sloblock
37. Oh GUFF!
38. Bajinks
I took my dog to play frisbee. She was useless. I think I need a flatter dog.

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Wed May 28, 2008 8:59 pm

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Thu May 29, 2008 8:27 am

40. Warlocks !!! (Bad words sound better when written with exclamation marks)

41. !!!!
Money talks - but it dont sing and dance and it cant walk.

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Post: #106189 Thomzo
Thu May 29, 2008 12:25 pm

42. My favourite one for years has been "Stuff" (as in "oh STUFF it!").
43. Flemmin neck (say it quickly)

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Post: #106234 QuakerBear
Thu May 29, 2008 4:23 pm

44. Nincompoop
45. Puskie (for a bottom burp)
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Thu May 29, 2008 4:57 pm

46. Gruntfuttocks

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Post: #106284 ocailleagh
Thu May 29, 2008 7:21 pm

47: Chucklebrother!
As in 'You good-for-nothing chucklebrother!'. I think it came from a song by...Anastacia or someone...the one with the sunglasses...it sounded kinda non-sweary to me anyway!
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Post: #106341 Milims
Thu May 29, 2008 10:08 pm

ocailleagh wrote:47: Chucklebrother!
As in 'You good-for-nothing chucklebrother!'. I think it came from a song by...Anastacia or someone...the one with the sunglasses...it sounded kinda non-sweary to me anyway!

I'm so glad it's not just me! I honestly thought that's what she was singing - much to Chris's amusement!
Hmm - I fell another thread coming on!
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It won't make us rich
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Post: #106352 ocailleagh
Thu May 29, 2008 11:13 pm

We're not the only ones, I just googled it!
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Post: #106384 citizentwiglet
Fri May 30, 2008 8:45 am

I am LOVING 'gruntfuttocks'! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
I took my dog to play frisbee. She was useless. I think I need a flatter dog.

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Post: #107822 Highland Hopeful
Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:03 am

48. See you next Tuesday (as in the initials, C U next...)

49. I remember hearing someone utter a really quite expressive profanity, which when translated comes out as "Winking flipping stunt"

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Post: #107844 mrsflibble
Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:26 am

50. frack, fracking, fracker... curtesy of the newer version of battlestar galactica.
51. shazbot. man I loved mork and mindy.
oh how I love my tea, tea in the afternoon. I can't do without it, and I think I'll have another cup very
ve-he-he-he-heryyyyyyy soooooooooooon!!!!


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