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Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:14 pm
by Annpan
OH NUGGETS!

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:05 pm
by MuddyWitch
We told the kids, s/he's "talking out of his/her armpit" if someone came out with summat daft

sprouts!

which can cause "botty-burps!" :wink:

MW

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:58 pm
by Alonicus
How about good old-fashioned Fiddlesticks and codswallop :D

Or, chemical S-H-one-T (the letters said in the way you do when going through the alphabet, of course ;)

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 6:52 pm
by Brij
Oo, it is nice to see this post was still going as recently as 3 weeks ago!

Recenly I just shout 'BOTTOM'! Doesn't seem to upset anyone :lol:

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 8:07 pm
by Milims
I had a giggle at my son this morning - he was annoyed at something on his x box thingy and shouted - Oh you Spoon!

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:40 am
by boboff
My favorite is "cough" as in will you just cough, as in go away.

Also Cunning Stunt, a term of endearment for a ladies genitalia.

My daughter came up with a lovely one "gonickles" a combination of gonads and testickles. I like Brestickles as well.

My favorite word of all time though is Moist.

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:56 pm
by boboff
SusieGee wrote:
boboff wrote:My favorite word of all time though is Moist.



Ewwwwwwwwwwww don't know why but I really hate the word moist!!! Actually Boboff I think boboff is quite a woody non-swear word!


Yes, it is derived from Bob on, as in a nice thing, well the opposite of that really. I have changed it from my favorite "I have a small holding" the wife thought that it was not nice to be so derogatory about myself!

Other words which work for me are "Eight Eighty Eight" said with a Geordie accent and "Hydraulic" said in a Swansea welsh accent, oh and Kawasaki said in both accents.

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:07 pm
by boboff
You should try " Iwant Chewnow" said in a mid welsh accent it sounds lovely.

*Thinks back to other favorite word, and whether OH will get it, the joke that is.

** now wonders whether site is accommodating to school boy homour

*** gets coat and leaves.

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:58 pm
by Cloud
No one's mentioned my favourite Belgium.

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:19 pm
by QB comes back
Mr. QB often says, "kitten flaps". Have no idea where he got it from or what it means...

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:16 pm
by snapdragon
lol i'd forgotten about this

latest are
Flollops
and Fakham (a village near here)

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:46 pm
by happy place
lets make like shepards
(and get the flock out of here)

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:26 pm
by Millymollymandy
lol I know that as 'let's make like the good lord and get the flock out of here' - usually shortened to just 'let's get the flock out'. :mrgreen:

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:44 pm
by Carltonian Man
I use the term Wonker (courtesy of The Young Ones).

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:29 pm
by TheGoodEarth
Oh....... Shiver
Are you playing Billy Suggers?
Bampot!
Fluck