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Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:44 pm
by witchywoo
for when the cat gets under foot...." cooking fat" :wink: just swap the first two letters round to get the meaning lol xxxx

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:57 pm
by scrap
Still one of my favorites...

''Oh smeg!''

(Red Dwarf)

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:18 pm
by greenorelse
Warning - seriously off topic. Read at your own risk.

The fellah that fixed our water pump was gowling away for ages at something in the pump house and cried,, "Jesus H FĂșcking Christ, she's a shagging cĂșnt of a hoor!"

These Irish lads excel at real swearing...but you should hear some of the women.

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:32 pm
by Milims
One of the best I heard was when one farm worker was telling another how a third had broken something and he said"wey the fkn fker fkd the fker!"

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:48 pm
by clanpowell
Two from my father: Duck Fat or alternatively Horlicks!!

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:46 pm
by yvette
In our house it 'badgers' or 'flaps' or 'spanners' - don't ask me why!

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:51 pm
by Milims
yvette wrote:In our house it 'badgers' or 'flaps' or 'spanners' - don't ask me why!

I use Flaps quite a lot - it really does sound almost offensive - but not quite! :wink:

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:24 pm
by TheGoodEarth
How about "For the love of fluck"

Re:

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:55 pm
by baldybloke
Milims wrote:12 Functions - said loud enough and with enough gusto sounds very dodgy!
13 Buggle it
14 Sugar honey iced tea (inital letters :wink: That one came from my kids!)


Once saw a sign by a farm entrance that read:

S low
H eavy
I mplements
T urning

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:38 am
by homegrown
shitaki talking mushrooms (thanks to spy kids 2)
Cheese Balls
Great Flaming lumps of cow poo

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:02 pm
by PlainQB
homegrown wrote:shitaki talking mushrooms (thanks to spy kids 2)
Cheese Balls
Great Flaming lumps of cow poo



I'm not sure I like that last one, it sounds dangerous!

Mr. QB says, "kittenflaps". No idea why.

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:03 pm
by Bristolbelle
my late father used to use "ka ka" as your right in the ka ka now.
Thundertrumps
Blast
Botheration

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:58 pm
by baldybloke
A friend of mine likes to use the word 'darn' when things go astray.

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:17 pm
by Dr.Syn
Just been reading through this thread and you have missed my favourite "knickers" and if its to be a personal he's a "merchant banker"

Re: 101 non-swear words

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:21 pm
by Thomzo
:lol: Dr.S. I used to refer to a Wunch of Bankers. I daren't now that I work for a bank.

Zoe