how to ameliorate one's lexicon

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how to ameliorate one's lexicon

Post: # 179427Post mrsflibble
Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:04 pm

simple. teach your child to spell, and teach them the alphabet. that way uou'll never be able to put one past them without learning new words.

seriously, having a child that's learning phonetic spelling is doing my nut in. we're having to find new ways to saying things we don't want little ears to hear 'cos she now recognises "s-o-p-h-i-e" "b-a-t-h" "b-e-d" "g-r-a-n-n-y-'-s" "c-a-r" and "c-h-o-c-s".

this morning james said to me "does the flaxen haired one still have to visit the portacabin with the borer impliments and man with surprisingly bad oral hygene?"

meaning "does soph still have a dentist appointment?".....

at this rate once we've exhausted english, I'm going to have to teach James french just to stay one step ahead of her lol.
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Post: # 179449Post suziq
Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:11 pm

total class! great effort to stay one step ahead but bsadly it cannot last

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Post: # 179490Post Gert
Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:48 pm

lol, good stuff :flower:

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Post: # 179495Post MrsD'ville mkII
Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:48 pm

It's Franglais and Germlish here!
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Post: # 179520Post Cloud
Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:21 pm

Wont be long before they start speaking in a language you don't understand
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