Ok... Doesn't being self sufficient mean we are part of the solution. Does that NOT mean we are automatically on the committee? Bugger, here I was thinking democracy was getting a fair go 'ere.
Right - please send forms Andy - I wish to apply for a position beside Muddy travelling the world "getting the jollies".
Dear, dear Muddy...Out here in the boosh, thongs have been a natural development of the boomerang. They are a constantly evolving multi-purpose tool used for foot protection, swatting flies, chasing off feral critters, and disciplining the odd young un'. I am not sure who looked at the between-toe feature and decided the same feature could (or should) also be applied to buttocks, but I do think that wearing the poorly named new development is a sport unto itself.
You get me on that committee - and I shall bring you some real thongs with double plugs!