a suggestive moment in the allotment

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does anyone else have any tales of suggestive suprise from their vegetable patch? I was picking broad beans tonight, and the way they grow upwards, with a size and shape reminiscent of a frisky man's lovely parts made me wonder if anyone else has tales of their veggies suprising them with fertile fruitiness???

[Millymollymandy]

Mr and Mrs Carrot.

[Bluemoon]

I'm thinking of putting blinds up at the greenhouse windows. The chillies are just, well.......rampant......in every sense of the word.

[eccentric_emma]

rofl
this thread has made me laugh so much. i havent come across anything very exciting in my plot as yet :-( I'll keep you posted though! Great pics of carrots there M3!!

[Milims]

Sounds rather like the story about the busty young lady who asked her neighbour how he got his tomatoes to go so red. His answer was that every morning he went into his green house and "flashed" at them and they were so embarressed they blushed. So they young lady decided to try this. So each morning for a week she went into her greenhouse and pulled up her top. At the end of the week her neighbour asked how things were going and she replied that her tomatoes were still green - but her cucumbers were huge!

[pumpy]

Ooohhh! Matron!

[Wombat]

Good thread!

[Rod in Japan]

Not exactly in the allotment, but there's a certain tree that makes a very spunky smell in early summer. In my teens, a friend had been going out with a girl for years and had just about talked her round to having sex when she suddenly switched boyfriends and offered up her virginity to the new boy, leaving my friend a frustrated virgin. One of these spermy trees grew at the end of her road. I pointed this out to him one day, and he replied, not without vehemence, "I know! That f--ing tree is having more f--ing fun than I am!"

I've asked around my female acquaintance, and a good number of them have noticed this evocative aroma.

[Ellendra]

Not one of mine, but there is a type of pepper called Peter Pepper that has recently become popular at produce stands. It looks exactly like . . . well, lets just say a certain part of Peter.

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but there's a certain tree that makes a very spunky smell in early summer.

I've asked around my female acquaintance, and a good number of them have noticed this evocative aroma.

I'm almost speechless, (it takes a lot). Could you describe the smell, me being innocent of nose and all....

[Flo]

Ah well growing pink fir apple potatoes, it was fun telling the daughter the colloquial name for them (and her a long time married woman too).

[Milims]

Ah well growing pink fir apple potatoes, it was fun telling the daughter the colloquial name for them (and her a long time married woman too).

I don't know what that one is dpo tell - but I think you'd better whisper so as not to offend anyone!

There's always the time when I worked in the garden centre and got a bit mixed up tryint to sell a lady a large pink clemetus - at least that's what I meant to say

[Flo]

{whisper} old men's todgers

Very descriptive of the shape

[oldfella]

Is an old mans toger the same as a young mans, or is that they just work better.

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well my experience of growing pink fir apples thisyear: they take up a lot of room, don't produce much, take a long time to get prepared, and are gone far too quickly. Is that an appropriate description of old man's todgers - sorry , pink fir apples?