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Valentine?

Post: #988 leedarkwood
Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:02 pm

Cabbage always has a heart;
Green beans string along.
You're such a Tomato,
Will you Peas to me belong?
You've been the Apple of my eye,
You know how much I care;
So Lettuce get together,
We'd make a perfect Pear.
Now, something's sure to Turnip,
To prove you can't be Beet;
So, if you Carrot all for me
Let's let our Tulips meet.
Don't Squash my hopes and dreams now,
Bee my Honey, dear;
Or tears will fill Potato's eyes,
While Sweet Corn lends an ear.
I'll Cauliflower shop and say
Your dreams are Parsley mine.
I'll work and share my Celery,
So be my Valentine.

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Post: #990 Andy Hamilton
Sun Feb 13, 2005 4:10 pm

Did you write that?
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Post: #991 leedarkwood
Sun Feb 13, 2005 4:24 pm

No, it was on that gardening joke list that you mentioned on here somewhere. Have to say my other half was not impressed!


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