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Its that time of year

Postby oldfella » Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:01 pm

:drunken: Three men arrived at the pearly gates on Christmas Eve and were met by St Peter, who informed them that they would have show him something to show that they knew what day it was .
The first pulled out his lighter flicked it on and said,
Candle
The second pulled out his Car keys jingled them and said
Bells
The third pulled out a pair of ladies panties, waved them at St Peter and said
Carols.

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Re: Its that time of year

Postby prison break fan » Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:42 am

Couldn't sleep, so got up and just read this. wanted to laugh out loud, but it'sa bit early! Thanks! pbf.
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Re: Its that time of year

Postby oldjerry » Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:44 am

We got one of those Jehovah's Witness' Advent calenders this year.......

Every time you open one of the little doors,someone tells you to S-d Off !!
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Re: Its that time of year

Postby MKG » Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:18 pm

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil-worshipper who dedicated himself to Santa?

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Re: Its that time of year

Postby citizentwiglet » Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Its that time of year

Postby diggernotdreamer » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:34 pm

cheered up my day thanks lads
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Re: Its that time of year

Postby Thomzo » Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:24 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Its that time of year

Postby MuddyWitch » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:37 pm

Love them

Mike, I pinched yours to send to my dyslexic Goth daughter :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Its that time of year

Postby Keaniebean » Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:07 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thank you
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Re: Its that time of year

Postby Wombat » Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:24 am

Good one guys!
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