Three men arrived at the pearly gates on Christmas Eve and were met by St Peter, who informed them that they would have show him something to show that they knew what day it was .
The first pulled out his lighter flicked it on and said,
The second pulled out his Car keys jingled them and said
The third pulled out a pair of ladies panties, waved them at St Peter and said
I can't do great things, so I do little things with love.