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Re: Just for a laugh.

Post: # 275031Post Jandra
Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:00 pm

Got it :wave:

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Re: Just for a laugh.

Post: # 275038Post doofaloofa
Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:09 pm

Hands across the ocean man!
ina wrote: die dümmsten Bauern haben die dicksten Kartoffeln

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Post: # 275039Post Crickleymal
Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:20 pm

Can I post one with some swearing in?
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Post: # 275041Post doofaloofa
Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:54 pm

Crickleymal wrote:Can I post one with some swearing in?
Go on
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Post: # 275043Post Crickleymal
Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:29 am

Ok then.

A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely.

At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope - containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took
her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank the next day to open a savings account.
At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.'
'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the house again next week?'
The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously:

'I think so. Provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the f**king bricks on time.'
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Post: # 275048Post diggernotdreamer
Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:36 pm

made me laugh

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Post: # 275054Post oldfella
Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:54 pm

A guy asked a girl in a library:
“Do you mind if I sit beside you”?

The girl answered with a loud voice:
"I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
“I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, -I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy responded with a loud voice: "£200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;

“I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"
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Post: # 275056Post doofaloofa
Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:42 pm

My dogs got no nose...

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Re: Just for a laugh.

Post: # 275078Post oldjerry
Sun Jun 30, 2013 2:04 am

I've got a new job playing triangle in a reggae band...





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Mon Jul 01, 2013 2:12 pm

I can't do great things, so I do little things with love.

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Re: Just for a laugh.

Post: # 275104Post Puddleduck
Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:54 pm

Fnar, funny stuff!!

Two pieces of string go into a bar, the barman says 'we don't serve string' but they continue in regardless. The barman asks the first one, 'Are you a piece of string?'. The first piece says yes and gets sent on his way. The barman asks the second piece of string the same question, 'Are you a piece of string?', and he answers, 'No I'm a frayed knot'....

*tumbleweeds* :wink:

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Re: Just for a laugh.

Post: # 275106Post doofaloofa
Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:31 pm

Whats brown and sticky?
ina wrote: die dümmsten Bauern haben die dicksten Kartoffeln

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Post: # 275110Post diggernotdreamer
Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:10 pm

doofaloofa wrote:Whats brown and sticky?
A stick?

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Post: # 275111Post doofaloofa
Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:44 pm

Touche
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Re: Just for a laugh.

Post: # 275115Post Carltonian Man
Tue Jul 02, 2013 8:19 am

diggernotdreamer wrote:
doofaloofa wrote:Whats brown and sticky?
A stick?

What's yellow and smells like bananas?





...Monkey sick :pukeright:

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