Why are cardboard coffins so expensive?

[doofaloofa]

Sleep in it?

[ina]

Sleep in it?

Possibly a bit uncomfortable, unless you get a supersize one?

But definitely an idea. Should I ever need a new bed, I might consider that.

[doofaloofa]

It's where to send the husband when they've been out on the piss

"You can sleep in your coffin!"

[ina]

It's where to send the husband when they've been out on the piss

"You can sleep in your coffin!"

I'd have to get a husband first, though!

[doofaloofa]

Are you chatting me up?

[ina]

Are you chatting me up?

No, don't worry!

And anyway, if you really wanted the experience of sleeping in a coffin, there'll be easier ways of getting that...

Actually, I wasn't even sure whether you were male or female...

[doofaloofa]

Actually, I wasn't even sure whether you were male or female...

i get that a lot

[diggernotdreamer]

Actually, I wasn't even sure whether you were male or female...

i get that a lot

You're so metrosexual

[doofaloofa]

And i demand the right to love who I want

[ina]

And i demand the right to love who I want

Got it!

[diggernotdreamer]

If you want to love a purple shovel, then that is your right

[ina]

If you want to love a purple shovel, then that is your right

I've seen purple wheelbarrows, but never a purple shovel!


(We seem to have gone off topic somehow... )

[Crastney]

is it also cheaper to dig your own grave?
(with a purple shovel?)

I guess you'd have to go back every so often to redig it as it would cave in over time.
You'd have to be fairly sure of how long left youd got, and still be able to dig the grave though, and it doesn't take account of accidental deaths - run over by a bus, while crossing the road outside the cemetary on the way to digging your own grave.

(I think Doofa is a bloke, as his profile says 'proud father'... purple shovel probably his wifes)

[doofaloofa]

PURPLE!

how dare you?!

It's racing red

[ina]

is it also cheaper to dig your own grave?
(with a purple shovel?)

Are there purple coffins?

I've only got one condition for my burial - I want to be buried with a pear in my pocket. There's a German poem about that. Bloke always used to give kids fruit of his pear tree, and when he died, he knew his son was a miser and wouldn't continue that tradition, so he made sure a pear tree would grow on his grave... Although, apples would probably grow better in Scotland. Maybe a Bloody Ploughman? That would give the kids a laugh, too...