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by **Andy Hamilton** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:10 pm

Occasionally I make up jokes, not sure about my latest I think it needs a little bit of refining -

Got a book out from the library called, "money management and organisational skills". I can't find it and it's three months overdue.

Ok, then there is this one that is the makings of a joke but needs a lot more work. Any ideas of how to change it would be most welcome.

Two blokes tuning a piano

One bloke plays and A as he does the other bloke hears a creaking sound and he falls through the floor boards. He brushes himself off then the bloke plays a B, a chandelier falls and knocks him out.

As he comes to he see's his mate about to play a C and so he shouts, "NOOOO, worse things happen at C".

Ahem, I thank you.

by **Shirley** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:12 pm

Well they made me chuckle!!!! :mrgreen:

by **Annpan** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:12 pm

He's here all week ladies and gentlemen... don't forget to tip your waitress :mrgreen:

by **old tree man** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:38 pm

made me titter :lol:

by **Milims** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:19 pm

They really made me laugh out loud! I have "that" type of sense of humour! Unfortunately I think it's rubbed off onto my kids. Here are a couple of their made up offerings:
How do you know Berti Basset is a boy?
He has aniseed balls!

What do you call a man who sits on a pineapple?
Spike!

by **old tree man** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:28 pm

My grandkids came up with this one
What do you call a grandad that works in the woods and trees.........Russell.........

by **WiseBird** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:50 pm

my husband is still 10 years ols when it comes to the level of his jokes :roll:

One of his favourites is to go into the library when its quite busy and ask for 'unusual' book titles...such as 'Backpacking for Agrophobics'...and see how long it takes them to see the funny side :wink:

by **mrsflibble** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:53 pm

my hubby just texts me jokes he's read in Nuts. he doesn' buy it, but there always seems to be a copy in the mess hall of his depot at work.

what do you call a camel with 4 humps?
saudi quattro.

by **lindysman** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:17 pm

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

by **Andy Hamilton** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:29 pm

Ok I did not make this up, but it is my favorite joke - why do elephants drink.

To forget.

by **Wombat** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:31 am

Why did the man cut a hole in his carpet? He wanted to see the floor show!

Why did he put it back? he didn't want to see the "hole" show!

:mrgreen:

OK OK I'll shut up now.

Nev

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