What Pets write in their diaries....

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What Pets write in their diaries....

Post: #180455 Bonniegirl
Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:44 am

Excerpts from a dogs diary:

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8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a cats diary:

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Day 983 of my captivity...

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
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Re: What Pets write in their diaries....

Post: #180459 Millymollymandy
Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:19 am

Brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What Pets write in their diaries....

Post: #180462 old tree man
Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:43 am

now thats funny :lol: :lol:
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Post: #180465 Carltonian Man
Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:40 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: That made laugh out loud. Thanks BG

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Post: #180475 jampot
Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:21 pm

that really made me laugh ....out loud... in the library :oops: :thumbright:
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Post: #180498 Millymollymandy
Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:04 pm

BG, both your dog and your cat have exactly the right 'look' to go with their diary entries. :iconbiggrin: I can just see your cat thinking of evil things to do to you. :lol:
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Re: What Pets write in their diaries....

Post: #180502 Green Aura
Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:11 pm

That's sooo funny. Have you thought of a book? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What Pets write in their diaries....

Post: #180504 Bonniegirl
Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:04 pm

My book would have to have lots of pictures lol! :icon_smile:

I can't lay claim to the words, only the photos, the rest does the rounds on email occasionally! :king: :wink: :mrgreen:
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