101 non-swear words

Brij · Post: # 105717Post **Brij** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:59 am

I've noticed a couple of brilliant non-swear words on the forum today, has anyone got any others?

The ones I saw were:

1. Bandstands
2. Barstewards

And my flatmate and I have taken to saying this one recently after seeing yesterday's news:

3. Farc (as in, Farc, the leader died!)

I was also brought up to say this one instead of the normal, four letter word for... passing wind (also an f-word), which I was taught was a swear word

4. Poof-off (the "poof" is pronounced to rhyme with "hoof")

Anyone got any others? They really make me chuckle when I read the forum!

snapdragon · Tue May 27, 2008 12:56 pm

5 Shoot
6. Twonk
7. for written - F.U.C.T (failed under continuous testing)
8. Barsket

My Mum, who never swore, was once heard to say 'buggasodswine' so it's remained in use as a single word

Annpan · Post: # 105766Post **Annpan** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:05 pm

9. Shengus
or for really serious situations
10. Shengus McGirk

11. Fish and Chips (you know, for the time when you have already begun the FFF)

Milims · Post: # 105803Post **Milims** » Tue May 27, 2008 4:02 pm

12 Functions - said loud enough and with enough gusto sounds very dodgy!
13 Buggle it
14 Sugar honey iced tea (inital letters

That one came from my kids!)

Annpan · Post: # 105804Post **Annpan** » Tue May 27, 2008 4:14 pm

Milims just reminded me of
15. See you next Tuesday

16. Melon Farmer - used when they dub films to make them more family friendly

Ellendra · Post: # 105819Post **Ellendra** » Tue May 27, 2008 5:15 pm

17. MÃ®bo orch - elven for "Go kiss an orc".

marshlander · Tue May 27, 2008 5:43 pm

18. Rowlocks ( as in row boats, where you put your oars! - why, what else did you think I meant

?)

ocailleagh · Tue May 27, 2008 8:19 pm

19: Twango!

Annpan · Post: # 105860Post **Annpan** » Tue May 27, 2008 8:35 pm

20. Bummox

getting there · Wed May 28, 2008 12:00 am

"Fornication!!!" Heard young minister use this when he ripped a chunk of flesh from below the cuticle

My friend used to test her parents by saying "bucking fastard!"

Ratty · Post: # 105899Post **Ratty** » Wed May 28, 2008 6:05 am

23. Clucking Bell (tribute to BlackAdder there

)

24. Bobbins!

Russian Doll · Wed May 28, 2008 7:56 am

when in midly anooyed with kids its stop it for flicks sake...get the kids very confused as they think disney films

when im very annoyed...flicking stupo groggy tick nits

lsm1066 · Post: # 105925Post **lsm1066** » Wed May 28, 2008 8:21 am

27 - Forward Unto Complete Knowledge (from an album by Thatcher on Acid entitled F*** EMI - coined by my mate Tom [sadly missed], the lead singer's dad)

28 - Floppy discs! (Thanks to The Young Ones)

mrsflibble · Wed May 28, 2008 11:35 am

30. fudge
31. flaps
32. ballcocks (as in the toilet flushing device)

mybarnconversion · Wed May 28, 2008 11:37 am

33. Fek

(That feels like one of my more informative posts

)