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Post: #131374 sleepyowl
Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:29 pm

You're deceptively interesing
You're not as shallow as you appear
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Post: #131405 The Riff-Raff Element
Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:34 pm

If it's a battle of wits you're looking for I should warn you that I'd never fight with an unarmed man.

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Post: #131409 JulieSherris
Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:25 pm

'Well, I must be going... I'd like to say it's been a pleasure.... but it hasn't so I won't'........
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Post: #131414 shell
Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:32 pm

heavens!your the only person i know that can argue with a satnav!

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Post: #131415 shell
Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:35 pm

i just love your trousers,where did you get them?i had a pair just like them before i lost weight

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Post: #131423 JulieSherris
Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:45 pm

Earth's full..... Go home!

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The best one I heard being used was at a funeral..... the belligerent ex-wife/widow was very drunk & trying to talk politics with my 'then' boyfriend.....
Her: What are you then, Labour I suppose?
Him: Not really, I'm more of a mysogynist.....
Her: What the f* is one of those?
Him: It means I hate illiterate women.....

She stumbled away, drink in hand.......... I'm still not sure she quite understood......
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Post: #131425 JulieSherris
Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:49 pm

I've always wanted to use this one...... never could do it though! :mrgreen:

Picture the scene.... new 'beau'.... romantic night in.... crucial moment getting naked..... you take a peep..... and utter the comforting words....

'Awww..... How Cute!!!'

:mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen:

I wish I was braver... or more wicked...... !
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Post: #131429 oldfella
Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:12 pm

[quote="JulieSherris"]I've always wanted to use this one...... never could do it though! :mrgreen:
Awww..... How Cute!!!'

Well, every one else did, :crybaby: :crybaby:
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Post: #131472 Rosendula
Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:53 am

You're a natural when it come to making people feel clever.
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Post: #131474 invisiblepiper
Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:09 am

oldfella wrote:
JulieSherris wrote:I've always wanted to use this one...... never could do it though! :mrgreen:
Awww..... How Cute!!!'

Well, every one else did, :crybaby: :crybaby:

:laughing3: :laughing4: :laughing5: :laughing6: :laughing7: :laughing8: :laughing9:
Brilliant - can't beat that response! Fairly cheered up my Friday!


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Post: #131477 Big Al
Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:52 am

And here's me thinking you were just a thick, stupid, self oppinionated Tw**
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Post: #131484 lsm1066
Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:11 am

shell wrote:heavens!your the only person i know that can argue with a satnav!


I'll be in your gang then, because I argue with the satnav all the time. And my stupid husband will insist on putting his satnav in my car, so when mine's going and his is going, they argue with each other!

Anyway, my grandad used to say this one to my nan, and she thought I was a lovely thing to say to her dying day. We never disillusioned her, just laughed quietly to ourselves.

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Post: #131486 red
Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:25 am

I'm not sure if this is that cunning, but I once said this to a speech therapist who was not really bothering very much with my son.. she said she felt very got at
and I replied

" oh, really, it's nothing personal, I'm having a go at everyone that is failing my son "
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Post: #131536 pumpy
Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:27 pm

My wifes favourite one:
"Whats that useless flap of skin on the end of your penis?"
"Oh,.....it's you!"
it's either one or the other, or neither of the two.

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Post: #131539 JulieSherris
Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:05 pm

pumpy wrote:My wifes favourite one:
"Whats that useless flap of skin on the end of your penis?"
"Oh,.....it's you!"


:mrgreen: I'll remember that one....!!!!
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