The rioters prayer

[Big Al]

Our father, who art in prison, only mum know's his name, thy riots come, read it in the Sun, in Birmingham, as it is in London. Give us this day our welfare bread & forgive us our looting, as we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us. Lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing, for thine is the spliff, the blackberry & the lager, forever & ever ........... innit.

[pelmetman]

Sue

[Graye]

Thi morning I got an email from a friend in Spain. It was headed the Birmingham Mastercard and showed a gold and a red housebrick with a sub heading of "so that you can get the things you can't afford right now but deserve anyway" (plus a lot of expletives I can't really include...)

The Birmingham bit was a dig at me (although I come from some way south west of there) as I make a point of digging up the Nottingham ones to send to him...

[Sky]