101 non-swear words

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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #220458 witchywoo
Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:44 pm

for when the cat gets under foot...." cooking fat" :wink: just swap the first two letters round to get the meaning lol xxxx

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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #220563 scrap
Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:57 pm

Still one of my favorites...

''Oh smeg!''

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(My wife, while playing Lego pirates of the carribean.)

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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #220664 greenorelse
Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:18 pm

Warning - seriously off topic. Read at your own risk.

The fellah that fixed our water pump was gowling away for ages at something in the pump house and cried,, "Jesus H Fúcking Christ, she's a shagging cúnt of a hoor!"

These Irish lads excel at real swearing...but you should hear some of the women.
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Post: #220674 Milims
Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:32 pm

One of the best I heard was when one farm worker was telling another how a third had broken something and he said"wey the fkn fker fkd the fker!"
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Post: #220677 clanpowell
Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:48 pm

Two from my father: Duck Fat or alternatively Horlicks!!

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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #220686 yvette
Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:46 pm

In our house it 'badgers' or 'flaps' or 'spanners' - don't ask me why!

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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #220689 Milims
Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:51 pm

yvette wrote:In our house it 'badgers' or 'flaps' or 'spanners' - don't ask me why!

I use Flaps quite a lot - it really does sound almost offensive - but not quite! :wink:
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Post: #223656 TheGoodEarth
Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:24 pm

How about "For the love of fluck"
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Post: #226238 baldybloke
Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:55 pm

Milims wrote:12 Functions - said loud enough and with enough gusto sounds very dodgy!
13 Buggle it
14 Sugar honey iced tea (inital letters :wink: That one came from my kids!)


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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #226259 homegrown
Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:38 am

shitaki talking mushrooms (thanks to spy kids 2)
Cheese Balls
Great Flaming lumps of cow poo
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Post: #226367 PlainQB
Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:02 pm

homegrown wrote:shitaki talking mushrooms (thanks to spy kids 2)
Cheese Balls
Great Flaming lumps of cow poo



I'm not sure I like that last one, it sounds dangerous!

Mr. QB says, "kittenflaps". No idea why.

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Post: #243882 Bristolbelle
Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:03 pm

my late father used to use "ka ka" as your right in the ka ka now.
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Post: #243884 baldybloke
Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:58 pm

A friend of mine likes to use the word 'darn' when things go astray.
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Post: #243976 Dr.Syn
Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:17 pm

Just been reading through this thread and you have missed my favourite "knickers" and if its to be a personal he's a "merchant banker"
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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #243979 Thomzo
Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:21 pm

:lol: Dr.S. I used to refer to a Wunch of Bankers. I daren't now that I work for a bank.

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