dihydrogen monoxide on my tomatoes

[southeast-isher]

I've found significant amounts of dihydrogen monoxide on my tomatoes - is it dangerous?

[Davie Crockett]

OMG! That stuff should be treated with extreme caution! Look at the safety information :http://www.dhmo.org/msds/MSDS-DHMO-Kemp.pdf

[The Riff-Raff Element]

I've found significant amounts of dihydrogen monoxide on my tomatoes - is it dangerous?

You should be OK provided you're not a sodium-metal based lifeform or otherwise easily hydrolysed.

The dihydrogen monoxide can be removed by putting the tomatoes into a clothes drier on "hot," always being careful to use a dryer that you have no further need of.

[frozenthunderbolt]