Wife Swap

[Wombat]

mmmmm chris can doodle do me anythime ;)

Hmmmmm, I have no idea WHAT you are talking about

Nev

[Stonehead]

DONT GET ME STARTED ON ECO BLOODY BEEBIES!!!!
whenever they show instructions on how to recycle, they put flipping tetrapaks in with their paper!!! SACREILDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not their only snafu. The Wee 'Un was horrified when Mr Tumble (a clown) let a pig eat his sandwich. The Wee 'Un was screaming "No! That's wrong" at the TV.

He also gets very annoyed if they get the sex of animals wrong — in one segment they had someone saying something about the nice cow. The Wee 'Un shouted "That's not a cow. It's got bollocks!"

And if you find that funny, I won't even mention the problems both boys can cause at school with their pictures of anatomically correct farm animals...

[the.fee.fairy]

What a great education!!

That reminds me of my mum taking a group of small children to the farm:

One of the small boys pointed at a Bull and said 'What's that between its legs' One of the teachers answered 'that's his privates'. The little boy then turned round and said very loudly 'Wow, that's a lot bigger than my dad's!!'. People were trying so hard not to laugh...

[ina]

People were trying so hard not to laugh...

Just as well nobody is around just now!!