Roger irrelevant

[The Riff-Raff Element]

Doust-e hameh kas doust-e hich-kas neest.
As the actress said to the bishop.

[Green Rosie]

Can you please explain exactly why you put a bean in your brother's ear?

[ina]

Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

[Stonehead]

Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam

[The Riff-Raff Element]

Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam

More Klingon???? Vicar?

[Merry]

Well, I told him, I`m not superstitious.

[Mainer in Exile]

He wanted to call himself the "Black Vegetable", until cooler minds prevailed.

[Stonehead]

Call forth my dwarf, my eunuch, and my fool,
And let them make me sport.

[mrsflibble]

let's all go out and beat some cheese, for the weather is bright and rainy.

[The Riff-Raff Element]

This is all very, my fine young halibut, but do you not realise the danger inherent in a long road that has no turnips and swedes that might be used as an emergency battering ram by the Swiss navy when on excercise in the Corsican hinterlands? I see I have misjudged you and the advantage is now mine, mine alone and I care not that the clarinet of your cousin has been misappropriated by that platypus in the uniform of a Bolivian customs officer nor that your grandmother was transported for gelding an earwig. I shall have you for my wife before Michealmas term is at an end!

[magenta flame]

See, I told ya you'd go blind doing that.

[lsm1066]

Have you looked behind the fridge?

Lynne

[Annpan]

I am sure it is right OVER left, otherwise you'll get water all over the pies.

[mrsflibble]

but where did the snails go? are they still living in your attic and sending out fake terrorism threats like they were last summer?

[Mainer in Exile]

No, the rabbit is in the chicken pen.