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The Chili Monster wrote:What is heavy going forward but not going backwards?

Muddy wrote:
A ton.
Yep. That's the right answer.
I don't understand! :cry:

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Spell ton backwards, see what you get!

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Oh! :oops: thanks :lol:

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The Chili Monster wrote:Here's another ...

I cannot be felt, seen or touched;
Yet I can be found in everybody;
My existence is always in debate;
Yet I have my own style of music.
What Am I?
A soul, if I am right the soul music thing gave it away.
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The Chili Monster wrote:
Here's another ...

I cannot be felt, seen or touched;
Yet I can be found in everybody;
My existence is always in debate;
Yet I have my own style of music.
What Am I?
Andy wrote:
A soul, if I am right the soul music thing gave it away.
Yes - that's right.
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Post: # 59664Post The Chili Monster »

Here's another:

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
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The Chili Monster wrote:Here's another:
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Perhaps she was daydreaming?

Or they were playing a computer game together?

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magnuscanis wrote:
Perhaps she was daydreaming?

Or they were playing a computer game together?
No, sorry Magnus.
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She takes his photo (shoots him) Holds the picture in the developing solution to develop the picture than hangs it up to dry.....

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A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Wombat wrote:
She takes his photo (shoots him) Holds the picture in the developing solution to develop the picture than hangs it up to dry.....
Yep - Nev got it.
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Post: # 59739Post The Chili Monster »

Here's another riddle:

Back in the old days a guy rides into town on friday, leaves the town on friday, but only stays in the town for three days. how did he do it?
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The Chili Monster wrote:Here's another riddle:

Back in the old days a guy rides into town on friday, leaves the town on friday, but only stays in the town for three days. how did he do it?
I don't know if I am getting good at this or if they are getting easier. That is if Friday is a horse.

Ok if it is I will start a new one.

A bloke is lying down in a telephone box dead. The glass on two sides of the phone box is smashed and there is a bag by his side. How did he die?
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The Chili Monster wrote:
She takes his photo (shoots him) Holds the picture in the developing solution to develop the picture than hangs it up to dry.....
Yep - Nev got it.
Darn. I've spent enough time in the darkroom (albeit not for a few years now) that I should have spotted that one.

I guess these days I spend too much time daydreaming or playing computer games instead. :?

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Andy Hamilton wrote:
The Chili Monster wrote:Here's another riddle:

Back in the old days a guy rides into town on friday, leaves the town on friday, but only stays in the town for three days. how did he do it?
I don't know if I am getting good at this or if they are getting easier. That is if Friday is a horse.

Ok if it is I will start a new one.

A bloke is lying down in a telephone box dead. The glass on two sides of the phone box is smashed and there is a bag by his side. How did he die?
was he mugged?
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Back in the old days a guy rides into town on friday, leaves the town on friday, but only stays in the town for three days. how did he do it?
Andy Hamilton wrote:
I don't know if I am getting good at this or if they are getting easier. That is if Friday is a horse.
Yes, you're right, Andy.
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