I don't understand!The Chili Monster wrote:What is heavy going forward but not going backwards?
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Yep. That's the right answer.A ton.
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A soul, if I am right the soul music thing gave it away.The Chili Monster wrote:Here's another ...
I cannot be felt, seen or touched;
Yet I can be found in everybody;
My existence is always in debate;
Yet I have my own style of music.
What Am I?
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Andy wrote:The Chili Monster wrote:
Here's another ...
I cannot be felt, seen or touched;
Yet I can be found in everybody;
My existence is always in debate;
Yet I have my own style of music.
What Am I?
Yes - that's right.A soul, if I am right the soul music thing gave it away.
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Here's another:
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
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Perhaps she was daydreaming?The Chili Monster wrote:Here's another:
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Or they were playing a computer game together?
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magnuscanis wrote:
No, sorry Magnus.Perhaps she was daydreaming?
Or they were playing a computer game together?
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She takes his photo (shoots him) Holds the picture in the developing solution to develop the picture than hangs it up to dry.....
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Wombat wrote:A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Yep - Nev got it.She takes his photo (shoots him) Holds the picture in the developing solution to develop the picture than hangs it up to dry.....
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Here's another riddle:
Back in the old days a guy rides into town on friday, leaves the town on friday, but only stays in the town for three days. how did he do it?
Back in the old days a guy rides into town on friday, leaves the town on friday, but only stays in the town for three days. how did he do it?
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I don't know if I am getting good at this or if they are getting easier. That is if Friday is a horse.The Chili Monster wrote:Here's another riddle:
Back in the old days a guy rides into town on friday, leaves the town on friday, but only stays in the town for three days. how did he do it?
Ok if it is I will start a new one.
A bloke is lying down in a telephone box dead. The glass on two sides of the phone box is smashed and there is a bag by his side. How did he die?
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Darn. I've spent enough time in the darkroom (albeit not for a few years now) that I should have spotted that one.The Chili Monster wrote:Yep - Nev got it.She takes his photo (shoots him) Holds the picture in the developing solution to develop the picture than hangs it up to dry.....
I guess these days I spend too much time daydreaming or playing computer games instead.
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was he mugged?Andy Hamilton wrote:I don't know if I am getting good at this or if they are getting easier. That is if Friday is a horse.The Chili Monster wrote:Here's another riddle:
Back in the old days a guy rides into town on friday, leaves the town on friday, but only stays in the town for three days. how did he do it?
Ok if it is I will start a new one.
A bloke is lying down in a telephone box dead. The glass on two sides of the phone box is smashed and there is a bag by his side. How did he die?
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Andy Hamilton wrote:Back in the old days a guy rides into town on friday, leaves the town on friday, but only stays in the town for three days. how did he do it?
Yes, you're right, Andy.I don't know if I am getting good at this or if they are getting easier. That is if Friday is a horse.
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