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self sufficient baby

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:16 am
by barefootlinzi
My son has just turned 1 and was having some nappy free time this morning. I suddenly noticed he had gone quiet in the other room and when I went to check on him only to find that he had pooed on the floor and was happily eating it!!!! :pukeright:

My baby is so ish that he recycles his poos!!!!

Re: self sufficient baby

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:19 am
by red
omg.....

watch out for those quiet moments from now on...

Re: self sufficient baby

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:30 am
by mrsflibble
quite time with toddlers and babies is like drums in the jungle... when they stop making noise, it's trouble.

Re: self sufficient baby

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:29 pm
by Milims
I guess if it's good enough for rabbits........ :pukeright:
When my two were wee it was the dog I had to watch out for - as soon as I lifted my son off the potty the dog was in there!! It certainly gave the phrase "dog breath" a new level!

Re: self sufficient baby

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:44 pm
by Mr and Mrs luvpie
barefootlinzi wrote: My baby is so ish that he .........
has discovered how to blow really wet raspberries, saving the bath water, if i leave him long enough the dribble will surely reach his dirty feet :lol:

I read this and laughed then had a thought that this could be a whole new 101 post....

Re: self sufficient baby

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:58 am
by Russian Doll
my three year old is so ish he recycles poo as paints


my walls look great :roll:

Re: self sufficient baby

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:02 pm
by mrsflibble
I love the fact that nobody on here overreacted to the first post lol! on the other site I used to go on people would have been phoning social services and telling you to wash his mouth out with soap etc lol!!!

Re: self sufficient baby

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:58 am
by barefootlinzi
lol mrs flibble!

well to be honest i dont blame him. we had a lovely bean casserole the night before and it looked nearly the same when it came out!!! :mrgreen: i wonder if it still tasted the same?! :lol: :pukeright:

now i wonder what reactions this post might get!!!

Re: self sufficient baby

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:37 pm
by MrsD'ville mkII
Umm, my reaction is 'can I have the bean casserole recipe please?'!!

Re: self sufficient baby

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:45 pm
by Jobi1canobi
What Mrs D said. :lol:

Re: self sufficient baby

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:39 pm
by barefootlinzi
bean casserole recipe;

chop onion and garlic, fry till soft
add chopped courgette and pepper, fry till soft
lob in a tin of toms and 2 tins mixed beans (or dried and soaked)
add a bit of veg stock, we use the marigold bouillion cause its the best
simmer for a bit
add some chopped parsley
chuck in a dish

for the topping;
lazy way; grate some spuds on the slicer on the grater to get v thin slices, arrange on top,dot with butter and stick in oven till brown and tender

non lazy way; par boil some spuds, slice, layer on top of beans, dot with butter, oven cook till golden.

serve, eat, enjoy, excrete, eat again, look very smug at your mighty ishness!!!! :thumbleft:

Re: self sufficient baby

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:39 pm
by Ratty
Hahaha! Ash is 16 months now & has a lot of nappy-free time. He has a potty which I have shown him, sat him on it & made a weeing sound "psssh psssh psssh". But he has pooed on the floor twice and when I point to the potty he says "pssh pssh psssh" :roll:

Re: self sufficient baby

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:09 pm
by mrsflibble
soph took ages before pooping on the potty.