much less worried about religion issue
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:18 pm
but I will still be going in and talking to someone...
however, we had this conversation on the way home ths evening. I was panicking at first...
soph 'we had a semmbly about easter' (she doesn't say assembly, she says a semmbly lol.)
me *heart sinking* 'yeah?'
soph 'yeah, you know that man jesus, right? well some baddies nailed him to a cross and then took him down when he was dead and put him in a cave. then some ladies came next day to cry and the cave was empty!'
me 'really?' *thinking oh noes, another theological discussion with my five year old, oh crap*
soph 'yeah! jesus was awake, not dead! but he WAS dead when they put him in the cave! that means he's now a zombie. I don't think he ate the ladies' brains though, cos my teacher didn't tell us that. but she wouldn't would she? about eating brains? cos that's minging.' *totally deadpan face. completely serious five year old. omfg*.
me *shocked, trying not to PMSL* 'erm... don't go telling anyone at school you think jesus is a zombie. ok?
soph 'yeah. I know. I don't want to scare them. that would make them sad.'
me 'yeah. that's the reason' ...
true transcript of our conversation!!!!
however, we had this conversation on the way home ths evening. I was panicking at first...
soph 'we had a semmbly about easter' (she doesn't say assembly, she says a semmbly lol.)
me *heart sinking* 'yeah?'
soph 'yeah, you know that man jesus, right? well some baddies nailed him to a cross and then took him down when he was dead and put him in a cave. then some ladies came next day to cry and the cave was empty!'
me 'really?' *thinking oh noes, another theological discussion with my five year old, oh crap*
soph 'yeah! jesus was awake, not dead! but he WAS dead when they put him in the cave! that means he's now a zombie. I don't think he ate the ladies' brains though, cos my teacher didn't tell us that. but she wouldn't would she? about eating brains? cos that's minging.' *totally deadpan face. completely serious five year old. omfg*.
me *shocked, trying not to PMSL* 'erm... don't go telling anyone at school you think jesus is a zombie. ok?
soph 'yeah. I know. I don't want to scare them. that would make them sad.'
me 'yeah. that's the reason' ...
true transcript of our conversation!!!!
ooooooooooooooh my, dontcha just LOVE clever children 
