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Just saying ...

Mike

Mike, I think I love you

Just because the lady loves Milk Tray.

yes it should. And we must also outlaw irony.

Absolutely not - it's a source of iron - which of course must be accompanied by a source of vit C, such as orange juice, which, in order to prevent it going off, must have a preservative, such as vodka, added to it!

A woman after my own heart

No. (that's with a .)

I've changed my mynde . Yes

No, it shouldn't be outlawed, but the UK Gov should introduce the following measures to control its use:

1. Ban chocolate from all school tuck shops, nipping addiction in the bud. It's outrageous that manufacturers are continually allowed to groom addiction in children.
2. All chocolate to be sold in plain brown wrappers, positioned on the top shelf. It should be made illegal to sell chocolates close to the check out or within the reach of kids.
3. Ban all vending machines in public places.
4. Ban the sale of chocolate-based products from restaurants and cafe to reduce levels of temptation to non-chocolate consuming clients. Restaurants may set up a 'chocolate tent' in the garden for those who can't go the evening without their chocolate fondent.
5. Ban chocolate consumption at work. It's a well-documented fact that workers, particularly office workers, are prone to 'snacking out' whilst at their desks thereby reduce the health and productivity of the nation.
6. Levy a heavy duty on chocolate sales to increase prices, reduce ease of purchase, and to suppliment funds to the NHS to deal with chocolate-related health issues.
7. Heavy prison sentences for celebrity chefs (especially Ramsay) who blantently tout chocolate-based recipes on TV thus fostering dependancy and addiction.

Just say no!

Maykal wrote:... Restaurants may set up a 'chocolate tent' in the garden for those who can't go the evening without their chocolate fondent. ...

Now THAT would be interesting

Mike

We could have chocolate houses instead of crack houses - oh wait, we've already got one (chocolate that is)

I don’t trust confectionary, ever since I found out that wine gums are totally devoid of wine, it’s all con you know

MKG wrote:

Maykal wrote:... Restaurants may set up a 'chocolate tent' in the garden for those who can't go the evening without their chocolate fondent. ...

Now THAT would be interesting

Mike

Wouldn't last long, that's for certain, might melt on a hot day though.

Zoe

MKG wrote:Just saying ...

Mike

No - and that's you off my Christmas card list.

Aaaahhhhh!!!!!

Didn't mean it.

Mike