101 non-swear words
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MuddyWitch
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We told the kids, s/he's "talking out of his/her armpit" if someone came out with summat daft
sprouts!
which can cause "botty-burps!"
MW
sprouts!
which can cause "botty-burps!"
MW
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How about good old-fashioned Fiddlesticks and codswallop :D
Or, chemical S-H-one-T (the letters said in the way you do when going through the alphabet, of course ;)
Or, chemical S-H-one-T (the letters said in the way you do when going through the alphabet, of course ;)
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Oo, it is nice to see this post was still going as recently as 3 weeks ago!
Recenly I just shout 'BOTTOM'! Doesn't seem to upset anyone
Recenly I just shout 'BOTTOM'! Doesn't seem to upset anyone
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Only after the last river has been poisoned,
Only after the last fish has been caught,
Only then will you realise that money cannot be eaten"
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I had a giggle at my son this morning - he was annoyed at something on his x box thingy and shouted - Oh you Spoon!
Let us be lovely
And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But damn it how happy we'll be!
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And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But damn it how happy we'll be!
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My favorite is "cough" as in will you just cough, as in go away.
Also Cunning Stunt, a term of endearment for a ladies genitalia.
My daughter came up with a lovely one "gonickles" a combination of gonads and testickles. I like Brestickles as well.
My favorite word of all time though is Moist.
Also Cunning Stunt, a term of endearment for a ladies genitalia.
My daughter came up with a lovely one "gonickles" a combination of gonads and testickles. I like Brestickles as well.
My favorite word of all time though is Moist.
http://boboffs.blogspot.co.uk/Millymollymandy wrote:Bloody smilies, always being used. I hate them and they should be banned.
No I won't use a smiley because I've decided to turn into Boboff, as he's turned all nice all of a sudden. Grumble grumble.
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Yes, it is derived from Bob on, as in a nice thing, well the opposite of that really. I have changed it from my favorite "I have a small holding" the wife thought that it was not nice to be so derogatory about myself!SusieGee wrote:boboff wrote: My favorite word of all time though is Moist.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww don't know why but I really hate the word moist!!! Actually Boboff I think boboff is quite a woody non-swear word!
Other words which work for me are "Eight Eighty Eight" said with a Geordie accent and "Hydraulic" said in a Swansea welsh accent, oh and Kawasaki said in both accents.
http://boboffs.blogspot.co.uk/Millymollymandy wrote:Bloody smilies, always being used. I hate them and they should be banned.
No I won't use a smiley because I've decided to turn into Boboff, as he's turned all nice all of a sudden. Grumble grumble.
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You should try " Iwant Chewnow" said in a mid welsh accent it sounds lovely.
*Thinks back to other favorite word, and whether OH will get it, the joke that is.
** now wonders whether site is accommodating to school boy homour
*** gets coat and leaves.
*Thinks back to other favorite word, and whether OH will get it, the joke that is.
** now wonders whether site is accommodating to school boy homour
*** gets coat and leaves.
http://boboffs.blogspot.co.uk/Millymollymandy wrote:Bloody smilies, always being used. I hate them and they should be banned.
No I won't use a smiley because I've decided to turn into Boboff, as he's turned all nice all of a sudden. Grumble grumble.
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Mr. QB often says, "kitten flaps". Have no idea where he got it from or what it means...
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lol i'd forgotten about this
latest are
Flollops
and Fakham (a village near here)
latest are
Flollops
and Fakham (a village near here)
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lets make like shepards
(and get the flock out of here)
(and get the flock out of here)
try hard mean well and never give up
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lol I know that as 'let's make like the good lord and get the flock out of here' - usually shortened to just 'let's get the flock out'. 
http://chateaumoorhen.blogspot.com/boboff wrote:Oh and just for MMM,(thanks)
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I use the term Wonker (courtesy of The Young Ones).
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Oh....... Shiver
Are you playing Billy Suggers?
Bampot!
Fluck
Are you playing Billy Suggers?
Bampot!
Fluck
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