Why does Santa need 3 gardens??
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So he can Hoe, Hoe, Hoe...
I'll get my coat..
Santa
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battybird
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Re: Santa
What is St Nicholas' favourite pizza?
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Deepan crisp and even
The vertical dots were difficult
I wont bother with a coat...hyperthermia seems like a good punishment!
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Deepan crisp and even
The vertical dots were difficult
I wont bother with a coat...hyperthermia seems like a good punishment!
The cockerel makes the noise, the hen produces the goods!! anon
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Re: Santa
battybird wrote:What is St Nicholas' favourite pizza?
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Deepan crisp and even
The vertical dots were difficult
I wont bother with a coat...hyperthermia seems like a good punishment!
i dont get that one ?
am i being really blonde?
Tim Minchin - The Good Book
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr1I3mBojc0
'If you just close your eyes and block your ears, to the acumulated knowlage of the last 2000 years,
then morally guess what your off the hook, and thank Christ you only have to read one book'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr1I3mBojc0
'If you just close your eyes and block your ears, to the acumulated knowlage of the last 2000 years,
then morally guess what your off the hook, and thank Christ you only have to read one book'
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Re: Santa
We don't get it either
Re: Santa
St Nic is also known as santa. But the deep and crip and even is from the carol oh come all ye faithfull [ i think] We get deep pan pizzas over here which is a 3cm thick crust usually filled with cheese where as the normal pizzas available are thin bases.
hope that's right, now i'm hungry...
hope that's right, now i'm hungry...
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Re: Santa
Why was the Snowman Childless?
He had snowballs.
He had snowballs.
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Re: Santa
Q. Why does Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker is getting for christmas?
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(To be said with best James Earl Jones voice) A. He felt his presents!
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(To be said with best James Earl Jones voice) A. He felt his presents!
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Re: Santa
Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Brilliantclanpowell wrote:Q. Why does Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker is getting for christmas?
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(To be said with best James Earl Jones voice) A. He felt his presents!
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Re: Santa
Marmalady wrote:The pizza joke should refer to Good King Wenceslas, not St Nic
G K W looked out
on the feast of Stephen
the snow lay round about
deep and crisp and even
aaahhh, now i get it!
Tim Minchin - The Good Book
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr1I3mBojc0
'If you just close your eyes and block your ears, to the acumulated knowlage of the last 2000 years,
then morally guess what your off the hook, and thank Christ you only have to read one book'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr1I3mBojc0
'If you just close your eyes and block your ears, to the acumulated knowlage of the last 2000 years,
then morally guess what your off the hook, and thank Christ you only have to read one book'
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Re: Santa
I got it immediately and thought it was a good one (by far the best on this thread!).battybird wrote:sorry about that..tired and should NEVER try to even write jokes, always get them wrong!
However I can't help but sing about brussel sprouts for the GKW song.
"G K W looked out
on the feast of Stephen
someone threw a brussel sprout
and knocked his crown uneven"
http://chateaumoorhen.blogspot.com/boboff wrote:Oh and just for MMM,(thanks)
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battybird
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Re: Santa
MMM, must be on the same (tired) wavelength!
Had a great conversation with my neice (8yrs) on Christmas eve...she was trying to tell us that she had seen vine grown sprouts hanging up over the bar in a pub she had visited with her parents. Eventually we realised she had seen ...hops!!
Had a great conversation with my neice (8yrs) on Christmas eve...she was trying to tell us that she had seen vine grown sprouts hanging up over the bar in a pub she had visited with her parents. Eventually we realised she had seen ...hops!!
The cockerel makes the noise, the hen produces the goods!! anon