Collective Noun for Moles?

[The Riff-Raff Element]

I'm going to nominate a "conspiracy" of moles. It seems appropriate, given how they always manage to choose the part of veg patch where they can do most damage. Bastards.

Any other ideas?

[MKG]

You can't do that! Officially, it's a company or a labour of moles.

On second thoughts, as the Victorians simply made that up (similar history for most collective nouns) I think you can probably call 'em what you like.

Given your experience (and I know what you mean) how about a radar of moles?

Mike

[oldjerry]

Forget 'conspiracy',you had it right all along.... A hoard of BASTARDS.

[Millymollymandy]

Yup, was gonna nominate BARSTEWARDS.

Are you sure they are moles, not voles? Both leave mounds of earth but a mole hole is vertical whereas a vole hole goes off at an angle (or possibly the other way round - my OH told me this) - for some reason the voles and mulots love the veg patch but the moles like the lawn. Don't ask me why!

[contadina]

Got to be a mountain of moles, surely

[JuzaMum]

A nuisance of moles?

[bill1953]

Moles

[KathyLauren]

A CIA of moles? An MI5 of moles?

[trinder]

A "ground" of MOLEsters.
sorry.
My mate another scouser moved to Tewkesbury (rural) she saw the mole hills, had seen tv programmes and thought that they were about the size of a rabbit.

[the.fee.fairy]

A mound of moles!

[The Riff-Raff Element]

There's some good stuff coming out here. I wasn't being nearly imaginative enough.

However, from this morning, I fear it will be a "discontinuation" of moles. MWAAAAHAAAHAAA!

[sleepyowl]

a skin of moles

[oldfella]

R 'smoles

[MuddyWitch]

There are no moles in Ireland.....this is just one more reason to emigrate.

MW

[southeast-isher]

miles