Its that time of year
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Its that time of year
Three men arrived at the pearly gates on Christmas Eve and were met by St Peter, who informed them that they would have show him something to show that they knew what day it was .
The first pulled out his lighter flicked it on and said,
Candle
The second pulled out his Car keys jingled them and said
Bells
The third pulled out a pair of ladies panties, waved them at St Peter and said
Carols.
The first pulled out his lighter flicked it on and said,
Candle
The second pulled out his Car keys jingled them and said
Bells
The third pulled out a pair of ladies panties, waved them at St Peter and said
Carols.
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Re: Its that time of year
Couldn't sleep, so got up and just read this. wanted to laugh out loud, but it'sa bit early! Thanks! pbf.
Re: Its that time of year
We got one of those Jehovah's Witness' Advent calenders this year.......
Every time you open one of the little doors,someone tells you to S-d Off !!
Every time you open one of the little doors,someone tells you to S-d Off !!
Re: Its that time of year
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil-worshipper who dedicated himself to Santa?
Mike
Mike
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Re: Its that time of year
I took my dog to play frisbee. She was useless. I think I need a flatter dog.
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Re: Its that time of year
cheered up my day thanks lads
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Re: Its that time of year
Love them
Mike, I pinched yours to send to my dyslexic Goth daughter
MW
Mike, I pinched yours to send to my dyslexic Goth daughter
MW
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Re: Its that time of year
thank you
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Re: Its that time of year
Good one guys!
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