Your favourite (made up) superhero

[Annpan]

E has just told pronounce superman 'supe man' Which made me think of a fun, silly game...

What would be the best superhero?

Soupman - He travels the world at supersonic speed providing soup for all... what of the worlds ills and conflicts could not be solved by a nice bowl of soup...


So what would your best (original) superhero be?

[mrsflibble]

OddSock Dude
He's the guy that steals your odd socks, but don't panic he's a modern day Robin Hood type. ?He's a crime fighting-charity work doing machine. What he does is he removes your socks one by one (hence why only one gets lost at a time) and uses them to either make blankets with for poor people, or he fills them with hard soap ,oranges and pennies to batter criminal types with, yet not leave a mark.

[the.fee.fairy]

T-Girl

Because in every situation, the best thing to bring calmness and politeness to the masses is a nice cup of tea. Drowning? A Cup of Tea will help you recover. Just lost your parents, siblings and everyone who ever loved you (or even liked you) in a freak accident? A Cup Of Tea Solves everything...

(couldn't find a tea one...)

[old tree man]

MR alcoholic beverage man
after a hard days graft on the allotment or at work he is there waiting as you sit down with a cool ....long ...alcoholic ....beverage.....Oh by the way the glass majically refills, and he dosen't wear his pants on the outside,but he wieghs 25stone and wears lycra

[marshlander]

I would really like 'computer man' - to fly in and show me the right buttons to press! Telling me just doesn't seem to work - either goes over my head or in one ear and out the other. Show me and I'm fine. Just the way my brain works i suppose.

[pumpy]

Lemmy(Motorhead),
You can come away from one of his/their gigs & feel like you are a combination of Andrew Motion & Vaughn Williams.

[oldfella]

SuperHerb the the Garden Gnome that digs the garden with speed of lite and keeps it weed free for effer and effer.

[Russian Doll]

T-Girl

Because in every situation, the best thing to bring calmness and politeness to the masses is a nice cup of tea. Drowning? A Cup of Tea will help you recover. Just lost your parents, siblings and everyone who ever loved you (or even liked you) in a freak accident? A Cup Of Tea Solves everything...

(couldn't find a tea one...)

omg you found out my secret identity

[Wombat]

T-Girl

Because in every situation, the best thing to bring calmness and politeness to the masses is a nice cup of tea. Drowning? A Cup of Tea will help you recover. Just lost your parents, siblings and everyone who ever loved you (or even liked you) in a freak accident? A Cup Of Tea Solves everything...

(couldn't find a tea one...)

Ummm, try putting T-girl into your web browser see the sorts of sites that come up

I was going to suggest Green Guy until I googled that too!

Nev

[Annpan]

That is shocking

I daren't search any other superheros now

[ina]

That reminds of a presentation a colleague of mine gave once - effects of climate change on migrating birds; he gave the advice never to google for photos of "great tits"!

He did find one, in the end - of the right kind of tits.

[Milims]

I was once looking for a picture of J-Cloths - the first one that came up certainly would have been no use for wiping the bench - but I could have rodded my drains with it!

[mrsflibble]

would that shocking pic be one o a certain "tubgirl" which has been doing the rounds for about 8 years now?! lady in the bath...? doing...minging things?!
damn the internet.

[Helsbells]

Ummm, try putting T-girl into your web browser see the sorts of sites that come up

I was going to suggest Green Guy until I googled that too!

You just know that right now, people all across the country are googling T-girl and Green Guy...I know I am.......oh gosh

[Wombat]