Roger irrelevant

Merry · Post: # 121435Post **Merry** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:25 pm

-- the sort of thing that would only occur to ordinary mortals after days of tooth grinding --

pumpy · Post: # 121972Post **pumpy** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:44 pm

....which is why Daleks only live in bungalows,but don't use galvanised dustbins.

ajstone · Post: # 121979Post **ajstone** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:52 pm

they thought plastic "was the future" but that's past now

sleepyowl · Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:46 pm

& that's why you don't put polyfiller in grandma's dentures

StripyPixieSocks · Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:24 pm

... it certainly doesn't help with tea making

mrsflibble · Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:31 pm

We better get this cheese to sickbay quickly.

StripyPixieSocks · Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:40 pm

I think the biscuits are better without the marmalade

weatherwax · Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:35 pm

I used to have one of those but the handle fell off

snapdragon · Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:48 pm

But Variegated? ......... Variegated????

mrsflibble · Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:19 am

that'sa spicy meat'a'ball.

Merry · Post: # 122455Post **Merry** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:42 am

One hen is all hens and one dog is wolf

sleepyowl · Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:58 pm

No I doubt that stuff on the bottom of your shoe will taste like peanut butter

Merry · Post: # 123027Post **Merry** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:05 pm

It`s the perfect problem for a man in a tweed jacket

mrsflibble · Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:46 pm

*ouch* hungry butt syndrome!!!

ajstone · Post: # 123055Post **ajstone** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:31 pm

One day "this will all be yours".

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