Story generator

[Helsbells]

a door slamming. "hang on a minute" thought bear......

[pumpy]

.....& so he hung on for a minute,only to find himself paragliding across the Cotswalds,following a flock of seagulls(who had a couple of hit singles in the 1980's).Upon landing,he decided that he needed something to eat, so headed for the nearest.....

[daisydoo]

MacDonalds and ordered 3 Big Macs, 2 portions of fries and a strawberry shake. He scoffed the lot far too quickly and got an attack of the hiccups........................

[grumpy-gran]

so he held his breath for..........

[pumpy]

....old times sake.It was then that he noticed a disorientated Chinaman(theres a joke there,somewhere,)holding a map, & asking for directions to...........

[Penny Lane]

Wakefield. Bear didn't know the way so...

[sleepyowl]

sent the Chinaman to the seagulls he'd been following see if they knew, before barfing up the MacDonalds deciding it would be better to eat food & searched for the nearest........

[the.fee.fairy]

blackberry bush. He wandered ad he wandered and...

[invisiblepiper]

..........right there in front of him was the most luscious blackberry bush he had ever seen. With delight , he threw down his bag to gather the fruit, when suddenly, as if from nowhere, there appeared an enormous..........

[sleepyowl]

cock, his head raised to the sky, as proud as can be, it let out.......

[the.fee.fairy]

"Cock-a-doodle-do, those blackberries are not for you. They belong to the purple dragon who...

[daisydoo]

eats bears that pick his blackberries. Quickly eat these magic nuts and they'll turn you into the invisible bear..............

[sleepyowl]

as soon as he started to chew on his magic nuts, he started to feel a little strange and noticed that he had started to disapear but also he developed......

[thefriarandme]

... a longing for a bowl of chicken lip soup and started playing with his onions. The barman of the Purple Dragon said ...

[the.fee.fairy]

"aaaah, i see you...no i don't...now i do...now i don't...how many nuts did you eat?" The bear replied...