Our septic tank has become quite seriously blocked, in a very bad way. Over the last 5 evenings that both OH and I a have donned our s**t covered clothes to poke around in the mysterious pipe work we have found 3 sanitary pads,2 tampons, a big clump of stuff which looked like soap.. Now, we have lived here for 2.5 years and we didn't put down any pads or tampons so who knows who they even belong too??? Each night we think we have cracked it only to have it overflow again in the morning.
This morning was the worst so I had a bash myself before E was up, I didn't get very far, despite poking and prodding for an hour through the various pipes that our waste water runs down.
So today I have had to use a bucket for my toileting needs (1s and 2s) - yet to figure out how to dispose of waste contained therein
I might take this opportunity to create a compost toilet at the back of the garden but for a few questions....
1. Can I just dig a hole? (movable shed over said hole kind of idea...)
2. Can the resulting humanure be used beside a fruit tree?
3. Why can't I put loo roll down it? (I use very thin recycled stuff)
4. Why can't I pee in the same place I poo?
Thoughts and advice quick as you can please
