101 non-swear words

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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #133187 Annpan
Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:14 pm

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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #134971 MuddyWitch
Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:05 pm

We told the kids, s/he's "talking out of his/her armpit" if someone came out with summat daft

sprouts!

which can cause "botty-burps!" :wink:

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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #152957 Alonicus
Thu May 07, 2009 11:58 pm

How about good old-fashioned Fiddlesticks and codswallop :D

Or, chemical S-H-one-T (the letters said in the way you do when going through the alphabet, of course ;)

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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #155392 Brij
Thu May 28, 2009 6:52 pm

Oo, it is nice to see this post was still going as recently as 3 weeks ago!

Recenly I just shout 'BOTTOM'! Doesn't seem to upset anyone :lol:
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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #155395 Milims
Thu May 28, 2009 8:07 pm

I had a giggle at my son this morning - he was annoyed at something on his x box thingy and shouted - Oh you Spoon!
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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #156411 boboff
Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:40 am

My favorite is "cough" as in will you just cough, as in go away.

Also Cunning Stunt, a term of endearment for a ladies genitalia.

My daughter came up with a lovely one "gonickles" a combination of gonads and testickles. I like Brestickles as well.

My favorite word of all time though is Moist.
Millymollymandy wrote:Bloody smilies, always being used. I hate them and they should be banned.
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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #156459 boboff
Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:56 pm

SusieGee wrote:
boboff wrote:My favorite word of all time though is Moist.



Ewwwwwwwwwwww don't know why but I really hate the word moist!!! Actually Boboff I think boboff is quite a woody non-swear word!


Yes, it is derived from Bob on, as in a nice thing, well the opposite of that really. I have changed it from my favorite "I have a small holding" the wife thought that it was not nice to be so derogatory about myself!

Other words which work for me are "Eight Eighty Eight" said with a Geordie accent and "Hydraulic" said in a Swansea welsh accent, oh and Kawasaki said in both accents.
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No I won't use a smiley because I've decided to turn into Boboff, as he's turned all nice all of a sudden. Grumble grumble.

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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #156463 boboff
Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:07 pm

You should try " Iwant Chewnow" said in a mid welsh accent it sounds lovely.

*Thinks back to other favorite word, and whether OH will get it, the joke that is.

** now wonders whether site is accommodating to school boy homour

*** gets coat and leaves.
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No I won't use a smiley because I've decided to turn into Boboff, as he's turned all nice all of a sudden. Grumble grumble.

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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #156474 Cloud
Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:58 pm

No one's mentioned my favourite Belgium.
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Post: #164959 QB comes back
Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:19 pm

Mr. QB often says, "kitten flaps". Have no idea where he got it from or what it means...

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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #164972 snapdragon
Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:16 pm

lol i'd forgotten about this

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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #164974 happy place
Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:46 pm

lets make like shepards
(and get the flock out of here)
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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #165037 Millymollymandy
Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:26 pm

lol I know that as 'let's make like the good lord and get the flock out of here' - usually shortened to just 'let's get the flock out'. :mrgreen:
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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #165040 Carltonian Man
Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:44 pm

I use the term Wonker (courtesy of The Young Ones).

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Re: 101 non-swear words

Post: #165048 TheGoodEarth
Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:29 pm

Oh....... Shiver
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