Ha! I think it would cover a single buttock! (You know, spreading it thick, no comment on my buttock size ;-) ).red wrote:take up cross channel swimming?
I like the lardy cake idea actually, I'm going to google recipes. Our butcher likes me more now I've bought lard, I think before he thought I was a dilettante whereas lard makes me serious.
O/T just thinking of the butcher. Does anyone eat tomato sausages? I used to eat tomato sausages where I'm originally from (NE Derbyshire) but apparently you can't get them here. I once asked the butcher and he looked at me suspiciously, and said reluctantly, 'we sometimes get sausages with sun dried tomatoes and olives in them'. Well that tells you everything you ever need to know about Cambridge and I am still tomato-sausage-less, I am even considering ordering them online even though I am sure I would have to order a million and the shipping would be ridiculous :-(.
