Are you taking the pi$$?

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Are you taking the pi$$?

Post: # 254495Post doofaloofa »

Urine! Its great. I pee in a bucket and use the contents in the chickens scatching pen, as a tonic for strugling plants and as a kick start for newly transplanted plants

I am a bloke so peeing in a bucket is no problem, but the wife is against the idea. Any tips from ladies who use the potty?

Any other uses for wee?
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Post: # 254497Post oldjerry »

Fosters have been canning it for years.

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It's a good compost activator,keeps vermin out of compost

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Post: # 254502Post Pumpkin&Piglet »

oldjerry wrote:Fosters have been canning it for years.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I do also use wee for my plants (when my son goes in his potty) and I've nothing against fosters but for some reason this really made me laugh

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Post: # 254513Post bill1953 »

Somebody told me recently that Fosters isn't available in Australia and it's all a big advertising scam ?
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Post: # 254515Post Carltonian Man »

Liquid gold ... Nitrogen booster, compost accelerator and fox/cat deterrent (read somewhere it has to be from a meat eating male for the last one).

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Post: # 254537Post bill1953 »

Carltonian Man wrote:Liquid gold ... Nitrogen booster, compost accelerator and fox/cat deterrent (read somewhere it has to be from a meat eating male for the last one).
The thought of a hefty ox of a great meat ateing male romping about urinating everywhere would deter me from entering the premises too!
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Post: # 254706Post Chants Cottage »

I am no expert in this field myself, but appear to have stumbled upon a mine of wee related information. Splendid. Do you need to let the wee stand for any amount of time or could you (or a handy husband / boy child, more likely) wee straight onto the compost heap?? Does fresh wee and stale wee have different uses in the garden? I know stale wee was once widely used as a laundry agent...

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Post: # 254711Post bill1953 »

Yes I think the longer it stands the more amonia it develops. I knew someone used to keep it for a week and throw it on his spuds.
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Post: # 254713Post Davie Crockett »

Urine was used as a mordant in wool cloth to fix the dye. That's why traditional tweed smells vaguely of Pi$$ if you get caught in the rain whilst wearing it!

As for ladies....Not as good quality for the compost heap, But if you want to join in, try one of these: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Shewee-Extreme/ ... 234&sr=8-1 :shock:
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Post: # 254717Post Chants Cottage »

Hmm... a Shewee or a Whiz Freedom? Decisions, decisions....

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Post: # 254720Post bill1953 »

If I were a woman I would be nervous of the 'Whiz Freedom with black explorer'! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Post: # 255052Post the.fee.fairy »

pstyle for the ladies!

It's saved me having to get too close to toilets many a time!

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Post: # 255064Post doofaloofa »

I thank you, fellow navigators of the Golden River, for your pissistance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnqtCqb2IYw

I have heard that a ladies first evacuation of the day is the most nutricious (well thats what the wife says :pirate: )

I was not aware of the vermin/cat repulsive properties...bonus

At present I have filled a bucket with chainsaw shavings and I'm weeing on that. This experiment is to see if I can balance the C:N and result in swift breakdown of the wood

I have also in the past used a bale of straw as a privvy to good effect

KEEP PI$$ING :salute:
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