Stupid things you say.......

[Milims]

Chris was just trying to pursuade me eat some hot cross buns and said - "look! - close your eyes and smell!!" Multi tasking with a twist!!!

Almost as bad as my Mothers very scary threat..."when I come over there I'll be beside you!!"

Or the classic......
Door bell rings or phone rings and the kids say - "who's that?"

Is it just me or is my family completely mad???


Helen

[the.fee.fairy]

'break your leg don't come running to me' - a Fee's Dadism.

So no, its not just your family, mine are at it too!

[eek]

"We'll be there when we get there", dad's response to "Are we there yet?" Not a very informative response.

[Thomzo]

When I was little, every time we saw a monkey puzzle tree my mother and my grandmother would shout "beaver". Very strange.

[Boots]

One of the girls came through the back door holding her head this arvo and i asked her what happened...

Wincing, "Well, G was putting down the back door on the car, and she told me to move, so I did, but I accidently left my head behind and she shut the door on it!"

I stared at here with that old saying running around my head about ditz's who would lose their head if it wasn't glued/screwed on, and was trying really hard not to grin, "How did you accidently leave your head behind?"

"Well, my feet moved, but my head wouldn't follow!!! It was like it had a mind of its own..."