Food slicer frenzy!

[9ball]

Ok,

Within the last 10 minutes I've just got a new food slicer from amazon earlier than expected, I was hoping to get a pork belly brining in time for some bacon before it turned up. I am pathetically excited by slicing things now and have gone through 3 carrots and all the bread rolls in the house, and have also worked out that it is a very good way of ruining a perfectly good peice of brie. Any ideas on what else I can slice, maybe even something useful? Ive got some celeriac giving me a funny look, I think it might be next...

cheers,

Crazy slicing Tom

[baldowrie]

seek help!

[Wombat]

Good onya mate! Just don't go eyeing your mrs speculatively, she might not appreciate it!

Nev

[Karen_Grace]

Have you got a tennis ball?

[the.fee.fairy]

potatoes - make potato gratin later on!! then you can use the sliced carrots too.

[9ball]

You will all be pleased to hear I have now calmed down and am enjoying some very nice home made bacon now. I'm gonna have to eat a lot of bacon to make the slicer an investment, but that doesn't sound too bad to me.

Tom

[baldowrie]

the short term of slicer rehab worked then

[9ball]

Yep, nearly got to the point where I was gonna walk into a random hairdressers and use it to chop all my hair off. But nobody would be that mental. *coughbritneycough*

[Wombat]

[Helsbells]

I have one of those, its really good, but I hardly even use it, I did make some nice onion rings though.