The selfsufficientish oscars

gunners71uk · Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:55 pm

thankyou most best use of english langiage cool didnt know me grandma was nat that goad bit i dont mind wearing address to recede my award with andy unless he gets to the dress before me
ay up duckxxxxxxxxx
regards dave aka gunners

Muddypause · Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:21 am

Err.. Ta.

I think.

Leonardo Dicaprio · Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:42 pm

I have been asked to give an honoury award to Boots but I lost the card that says what it is for.

Anyway congratulations Boots for something.

ooh found it but it is covered in mud as I took it gardening with me it says "Best.... (mudstain)".

Muddypause · Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:40 am

Leonardo Dicaprio wrote:I have been asked to give an honoury award to Boots but I lost the card that says what it is for.

Anyway congratulations Boots for something.

ooh found it but it is covered in mud as I took it gardening with me it says "Best.... (mudstain)".

I reckon Best Mudstain is pretty plausible.

I mean that in a nice way, Boots. Congratulations.

Boots · Post: # 50708Post **Boots** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:36 am

Right. I'm ironing the dress.

...Do I own an iron?

Might have to make one...

Shirley · Post: # 50731Post **Shirley** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:00 am

Noooo - ironing is bad for the environment. In true Ish style you'll just have to stick the dress under the cushions of the sofa and sit on it!! Voila... one imperfectly pressed frock