Anyway, here it is - I haven't a clue as I'm an Aussie and don't know my way around British fungi.


It's 10.5cm high, the cap is 7cm across. As I said, found under conifers on acid soil. The cap is smooth and slippery to the touch - not slimy or damp, more the feeling of well-polished wood.
There's a very, very faint fishy smell but it's only just detectable (I have a very good sense of smell and no one else can smell it).
The cut flesh is creamy white and exudes a very small amount of clear fluid.