From now on I shall tell people to go and buy the cheapest woodburner they can find off Fleabay, totally ignore the nonsense about double-walled flues to make it maintain correct flue temperatures - what a load of old tosh!
Register plates...........nahhh, few old bricks, sand and cement bish bosh bash, job done!
Smoke test'll tell you all you need to know - just don't believe that crap about it being a "silent and invisible killer" - all rubbish!
"Hetas" and their ilk - evil moneygrabbing b*stards, just out to rob you blind.......recommendations on flue sizes/materials - all an evil plot to cost us money.......
Victorian flue? - bloody wonderful, been there 100 years, of course it's safe.....
Building control - just bung 'em a few quid!
Seldom have I heard such dangerous bollocks spouted by erstwhile adults - you should be deeply ashamed - I just hope to God there's noone stupid enough to believe it!
